The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[FungiUg]

And so I bid a last fond farewell to my testicles.

It's been nice having you, guys. I've grown rather attached to you both over the years. I shall remember you fondly.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

And so I bid a last fond farewell to my testicles.

It's been nice having you, guys. I've grown rather attached to you both over the years. I shall remember you fondly.

That sounds painful.

 

[graceanne]

And so I bid a last fond farewell to my testicles.

It's been nice having you, guys. I've grown rather attached to you both over the years. I shall remember you fondly.

Good luck. Remember - ICE IT BEFORE IT STARTS HURTING. And dont' forget to take your pain meds ON TIME, or you'll wish you had.

 

[FungiUg]

Good luck. Remember - ICE IT BEFORE IT STARTS HURTING. And dont' forget to take your pain meds ON TIME, or you'll wish you had.

Yes Ma'am.

I had to rush my partner home afterwards, because she was all queasy. Poor thing. It was very traumatic for her.

 

[Shankara20]

Yes Ma'am.

I had to rush my partner home afterwards, because she was all queasy. Poor thing. It was very traumatic for her.

Shank = can't sleep

Fungi = lost balls

No contest
Shank has nothing to bitch about at all...



Wishing you all the best possible outcomes

 

[FungiUg]

No contest
Shank has nothing to bitch about at all...

It ain't a contest... you can bitch about not being able to sleep.

All's good so far. Had to take another dose of painkillers, but no huge swelling, and should be able to sleep soon.

 

[catalina_francisco]

Yanno, I just have to wonder why our society seems to be producing such useless pieces of crap as this sorry excuse for a human being. How could anyone see someone dying in their doorway and their reaction be to kick them, throw a bucket of cold water over them, then piss on them and cover them in shaving cream all the while performing for those other deadbeats who stood and watched and filmed it on mobile for YouTube? A jail term seems inadequate, but is better than nothing.

Catalina

 

[Millificent]

And so I bid a last fond farewell to my testicles.

It's been nice having you, guys. I've grown rather attached to you both over the years. I shall remember you fondly.

I'm sure it's too late, but

frozen peas!

 

[SubKekiLee]

Well, she was precious like a flower
She grew wild, wild but innocent
A perfect prayer in a desperate hour
She was everything beautiful and different

Stupid boy, you can't fence that in
Stupid boy, it's like holding back the wind
she laid her heart and soul right in your hands
And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans
She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens
When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't
Stupid boy, stupid boy
Oh

So what made you think you could take a life
And just push it push it around
I guess you build yourself up so high
You had to take her and break her down

she laid her heart and soul right in your hands
And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans
She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens
When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't
You stupid boy

Oh, you always had to be right but now you've lost
The only thing that ever made you feel alive
Yeah, yeah

Well, she laid her heart and soul right in your hands
And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans
Yes, ya did
She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens
When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't
You stupid boy, oh, I'm the same old
Same old stupid boy

It took awhile for her to figure out she could run
But when she did, she was long gone
Long gone, long gone
Ah, she's gone

Nobody's ever gonna love me like she loved me
And she loved me, she loved me
God please, just let her know
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
Baby, yeah, I'm down on my knees
She's never coming back to me

Dedicated: HE KNOWS who he is...

 

[LittleJade]

I am REALLY not interested in going to the hospital... *sigh*

 

[Millificent]

Argh!!!! I can't *believe* I missed it!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!

 

[FungiUg]

frozen peas!

Yes, I was given that advice earlier. Actually I haven't needed frozen peas or ice. There's been no swelling (although I have been given anti inflammitories, and been taking painkillers which also reduces swelling.)

I am being very careful, but there is very little pain, just mild discomfort. And the painful part of the op was the local (and the dr was the one saying "ow ow ow".)

So, all good so far.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Yes, I was given that advice earlier. Actually I haven't needed frozen peas or ice. There's been no swelling (although I have been given anti inflammitories, and been taking painkillers which also reduces swelling.)

I am being very careful, but there is very little pain, just mild discomfort. And the painful part of the op was the local (and the dr was the one saying "ow ow ow".)

So, all good so far.

You're a brave man, there Fungi.

 

[FungiUg]

You're a brave man, there Fungi.

Not really, although thank you for the compliment. Frankly, I experienced way more pain from my last visit to the dentist.

On the other hand...

http://www.unshelved.com/images/store/tee-ow-mens-large.gif

 

[catalina_francisco]

And so I bid a last fond farewell to my testicles.

It's been nice having you, guys. I've grown rather attached to you both over the years. I shall remember you fondly.

Sheeesh, I thought you were just going to have a vasectomy, not cut everything off/out except the string tie!!

Catalina

 

[Sprinkles22]

LMAO ... love the T-shirt, FungiUg (I'm going to pass that post on to my Dom ... he'll appreciate my appreciation of it.)

Non-related blurt: Whatevah? You really need to get your priorities in order!

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Not really, although thank you for the compliment. Frankly, I experienced way more pain from my last visit to the dentist.

On the other hand...

http://www.unshelved.com/images/store/tee-ow-mens-large.gif

<snort>

 

[FungiUg]

LMAO ... love the T-shirt, FungiUg (I'm going to pass that post on to my Dom ... he'll appreciate my appreciation of it.)

I stole it from another thread. But yeah.

 

[FungiUg]

Sheeesh, I thought you were just going to have a vasectomy, not cut everything off/out except the string tie!!

To be honest? Yeah. I don't see what the big deal is about it. A tubal ligation involving a general and four incisions? That would be a big deal. But a couple of little snips under local while a dr is cracking jokes and chatting about all sorts of crap? As I said, the dentist was way more traumatic.

Still, it appeals to my bizarre sense of humour to make out like it's this big huge thing. Oh, wait, are we still talking about my cock size?

 

[catalina_francisco]

To be honest? Yeah. I don't see what the big deal is about it. A tubal ligation involving a general and four incisions? That would be a big deal. But a couple of little snips under local while a dr is cracking jokes and chatting about all sorts of crap? As I said, the dentist was way more traumatic.

Still, it appeals to my bizarre sense of humour to make out like it's this big huge thing. Oh, wait, are we still talking about my cock size?

LOL, I'm pleased to hear the boys will still be with you ...as for the tubal ligation...been there and done that.

Catalina

 

[FungiUg]

...as for the tubal ligation...been there and done that.

indeed! See, you're the real hero.

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

indeed! See, you're the real hero.

Yeah I gotta give Cat kudos too.

 

[Hisbabydoll26]

Test results are back..he is finally 100% better

 

[RJMasters]

Yanno, I just have to wonder why our society seems to be producing such useless pieces of crap as this sorry excuse for a human being. How could anyone see someone dying in their doorway and their reaction be to kick them, throw a bucket of cold water over them, then piss on them and cover them in shaving cream all the while performing for those other deadbeats who stood and watched and filmed it on mobile for YouTube? A jail term seems inadequate, but is better than nothing.

Catalina

This is so totally fucked up.

 

[RJMasters]

Test results are back..he is finally 100% better

Not sure what its about but it sounds like good news so congratz to him and you.