The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[midwestyankee]

maybe..but imagine how flexible one must be to do it...

As the man said, autofellatio is its own reward. (related, no?)

 

[LittleJade]

*huge grin*

 

[Essene]

Oh how funny.

 

[snowy ciara]

Euthanasia is still against the law in this country, right? <Sigh>

Yes it is. But I'm sending you virtual tea and homemade spud soup in a bread bowl. If you were closer, I'd deliver.

 

[im_a_voyeur]

I just used the SinuCleanse Neti Pot to do a nasal cleanse... two words: fucking awesome!

 

[BiBunny]

I just used the SinuCleanse Neti Pot to do a nasal cleanse... two words: fucking awesome!

I want to try that, but I'm so afraid I'll accidentally drown myself. My mama didn't name me Grace, you know.

 

[ecstaticsub]

I just recently started using a Neti pot regularly. Not something I would want someone to watch me do, but it really helps with the allergies.

 

[Kajira Callista]

great for keeping the kids unsick also

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Yes it is. But I'm sending you virtual tea and homemade spud soup in a bread bowl. If you were closer, I'd deliver.

Thank you.

 

[myinnerslut]

i think i want to change my AV...

 

[doveofserenity]

A Poem That Makes You Think

Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most
public schools anymore because the word "God" is mentioned...
A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer :

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule

For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.

And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.

The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.

In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.

They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.

It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.

But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.

So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Amen

~personal opinion only~

 

[northwoods_sub]

well stated dove.

 

[doveofserenity]

well stated dove.

Just a mood i am in tonight. ~shrugs~

 

[intothewoods]

Aw, it rhymes. It also makes my lawyer brain twitch. Other than that, I support a student's right to take a moment for personal prayer. I would guess it would disrupt school if you did it in the middle of a lecture, but I managed to find time in school to have a few moments to myself.

 

[graceanne]

Aw, it rhymes. It also makes my lawyer brain twitch. Other than that, I support a student's right to take a moment for personal prayer. I would guess it would disrupt school if you did it in the middle of a lecture, but I managed to find time in school to have a few moments to myself.

As long as their's algebra tests their will always be prayer in school.

 

[northwoods_sub]

Why have I been designated everyone elses pillar of strength, rock of security and sounding block?

When the hell is it my turn?

 

[graceanne]

Why have I been designated everyone elses pillar of strength, rock of security and sounding block?

When the hell is it my turn?

yeah right. 'Pillars of strenght' and all that don't get sounding blocks. you so funny!

Probably less bitter would have been 'join the club', but you get the point. lol

 

[graceanne]

So . . . *grumblegrumblegrump*

My goddamn transmission BIT IT today. The transmition costs more than the car is worth . . . so no car. Luckily we've got a bit of money from k's cost of living stuff, and our neighbor has a van he's willing to sell us . . .

Nonetheless having my car die in the middle of NE portland was not my idea of a good thing. Having to drive it home in first gear? Also not a good thing. Darn car.

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

(((((hugs Gracie))))) I'd sell you my car if you didn't have to come all the way here to get it.

 

[northwoods_sub]

{{{{{HUGS}}}}} Graceanne.

I had a car do that to me as well in the middle of wisconsin of all places. Which really sucked because I was living in Indianapolis at the time.

Hope the new van works out for you.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Why have I been designated everyone elses pillar of strength, rock of security and sounding block?

When the hell is it my turn?

You get every February 29th to be your turn. Except the ones in even-numbered years.

 

[graceanne]

Thanks y'all. It could be worse - we could have no money for a new car. Or it could have not drove AT ALL, and their was no one to come get me. lol I'm just cranky. lol

 

[northwoods_sub]

You get every February 29th to be your turn. Except the ones in even-numbered years.

Well at least I have something to look forward to.

damn sadistic doms!

 

[im_a_voyeur]

I want to try that, but I'm so afraid I'll accidentally drown myself. My mama didn't name me Grace, you know.

I was a bit nervous at first but if you follow the directions exactly as stated then it works perfectly. I used a half package of the salt for each nostril so that it wouldn't burn so much (that seemed to be a lot of people's complaints) and it was perfectly comfortable for me. I highly recommend it.

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

Hugs, Gracie. Have a cookie...they always make me feel better

So . . . *grumblegrumblegrump*

My goddamn transmission BIT IT today. The transmition costs more than the car is worth . . . so no car. Luckily we've got a bit of money from k's cost of living stuff, and our neighbor has a van he's willing to sell us . . .

Nonetheless having my car die in the middle of NE portland was not my idea of a good thing. Having to drive it home in first gear? Also not a good thing. Darn car.