The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

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Re: Re: Bowing to the will of the "Thread Police"...

MissTaken said:
Hmm is that a new kink toy I haven't heard of?

:D

Oh, no, Ma'am!

I just want to "lock" lips with the hooded one...:kiss:
...or is that the gorgeous one...can't keep them straight...

I can dream, can't I?

Esclava :rose:
 
not aimed at anyone here..

Hey! Asshole!! Just cause you have a capital letter and a pair of snazzy black pants does NOT make you a master. Here is a roll of quarters, there is the machine, NOW GO BUY A CLUE!!
 
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enigma nocturne said:
Hey! Asshole!! Just cause you have a capital letter and a pair of snazzy black pants does NOT make you a master. Here is a roll of quarters, there is the machine, NOW GO BUY A CLUE!!


:D :D :D

*applauding wildly...whistling loudly*

Bravo, encore, encore....you rock, enigma!
 
A lesson learned

Never ask a friend to "pick up" a sex toy for you on their way to visit.

I asked my friend to get me a dual headed strap on :eek:

Now, this thing is too big.

Just too big. It is more than two feet in length and it's girth would cause an elephant to weep.


I suppose it would be good for hand to hand combat or to knock an intruder unconcious.

:D
 
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alonelygal said:
:D :D :D

*applauding wildly...whistling loudly*

Bravo, encore, encore....you rock, enigma!

taking a bow

Thank you, thank you...

This guy needs a long session with a Clue by 4.. He is such a, um, words fail me.. I would call him dick head, but that is so mean to all the nice dicks out there..
 
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enigma nocturne said:
taking a bow

Thank you, thank you...

This guy needs a long session with a Clue by 4.. He is such a, um, words fail me.. I would call him dick head, but that is so mean to all the nice dicks out there..

You rock, ysa, with or without the words..
 
Re: not aimed at anyone here..

enigma nocturne said:
Hey! Asshole!! Just cause you have a capital letter and a pair of snazzy black pants does NOT make you a master. Here is a roll of quarters, there is the machine, NOW GO BUY A CLUE!!

ysa ?????

You seem upset

but

please tell me how you really feel :rose:
 
Re: A lesson learned

MissTaken said:
...I suppose it would be good for hand to hand combat or to knock an intruder unconcious.

:D

Cold "cocked" silly by a two-foot willy....nice thing to tell the police who show up to arrest the intruder....lmao!

Esclava :rose:
 
cellis said:

Ass whipped in a pickup truck behind Krogers. Girl that is so Texas! ~MzC.

I shared the above with a submissive in Texas
She informed me that the subbie union had banned me from Texas
 
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