The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[OtherwisePrint6210]

You’re a few fucks short…

 

[thør]

You’re a few fucks short…

I'm all out......

 

[Plasmaball]

Luckily, i married a woman with my shopping tolerance. Make a list, split it up and hit the door running. Meet back at the registers, each one buys the cart they have (at different registers if possible) and get the fuck out. By this point, we are a well oiled machine. In and out in less than 20 minutes, typically. She is the list maker, i am the logistics manager and we split the lists depending on efficiency, speed and are unlikely to cross into the other persons zone.

Antique stores are a whole different manner. There, we browse. Four eyes are better than two. We've been able to find some pretty cool, antiquey things. We have similar tastes in that regard.

Lowes i can walk for hours.
But thats a good way to shop though. She doesnt trust me with that. Ill screw up lists

 

[silver gurl]

What a twat.
I am currently in the woods of Canada. I plan on staying here for most of the Summer.

 

[silver gurl]

Current meme:
Harris will have the US at war within 6 months.
Trump did it in 5.

 

[phantom4533]

We’re going to need more rum.

 

[silver gurl]

It’s hot hot hot

 

[phantom4533]

Like seven inches from the noonday sun … only closer. Tomorrow will be even more enjoyable.

 

[girlsmiley]

God. I think I’m truly, madly, deeply in love. Just like the song. We love each other.

And she is romantic. It blows me away. She wrote me a letter and put it in the mail. I didn’t even know she had written me, and by the time I’d checked the mail it’d been half eaten by snails lol. She puts the kettle on for me before she leaves of a morning. I bought her pyjama pants from Kmart and set up another room for her shoes.

Our weekends are spent sleeping in (some sleeping) and showering and laying on the lounge cuddling. Because she got injured at soccer so she’s been home the last few Sundays.

Last week while we were in bed she asked, “Can I ask you something?” I said of course. She said, “Would you come with me to Queensland?” Because she wants me close. So blimmin sweet I couldn’t say no. So I have arranged a sitter for the animals and we’re going to Queensland next month. She has a wedding to attend and I’ll visit my brother.

Her family have booked a trip for all of us to the snow the week before. I know her mum and sister arranged it for us to have time together. Because all we do is work and study.

Thing is, I have never been so happy just to be around someone. I don’t usually just drop everything and go on trips away. We go to every single birthday and every single fundraising event. Every time we speak I can feel a smile creep up on my face. She rests her hand on my leg when we go out. I make food she likes to eat. Ugh lol

 

[Lazaran]

It’s hot hot hot

fuck fuck fuck

 

[Lazaran]

God. I think I’m truly, madly, deeply in love. Just like the song. We love each other.

And she is romantic. It blows me away. She wrote me a letter and put it in the mail. I didn’t even know she had written me, and by the time I’d checked the mail it’d been half eaten by snails lol. She puts the kettle on for me before she leaves of a morning. I bought her pyjama pants from Kmart and set up another room for her shoes.

Our weekends are spent sleeping in (some sleeping) and showering and laying on the lounge cuddling. Because she got injured at soccer so she’s been home the last few Sundays.

Last week while we were in bed she asked, “Can I ask you something?” I said of course. She said, “Would you come with me to Queensland?” Because she wants me close. So blimmin sweet I couldn’t say no. So I have arranged a sitter for the animals and we’re going to Queensland next month. She has a wedding to attend and I’ll visit my brother.

Her family have booked a trip for all of us to the snow the week before. I know her mum and sister arranged it for us to have time together. Because all we do is work and study.

Thing is, I have never been so happy just to be around someone. I don’t usually just drop everything and go on trips away. We go to every single birthday and every single fundraising event. Every time we speak I can feel a smile creep up on my face. She rests her hand on my leg when we go out. I make food she likes to eat. Ugh lol

gross…and also…awwww

 

[silver gurl]

fuck fuck fuck

Too hot for that. Ewww.

 

[pink]

Yall are roastin. It's gotten to 90 here. We're so lucky it's not worse. Still have a long summer to go though.

 

[pink]

Fuck people. Its just not worth the effort anymore to engage them.
Also as I get older my shopping energy is becoming shorter and shorter.
I think im down to like 3 hours max and then I want to go home and not look at another human being. If I make it to old age its gonna be a riot.

3 hours for a guy is great. That's about my limit and I do really still love to clothes shop.

Also holidays with friends and/or the family. I'm ready to leave at 3 hours. I was forced to stay 6 hours once. I was sooooooo uncomfortable. I missed home.

 

[TwinkleStars]

God. I think I’m truly, madly, deeply in love. Just like the song. We love each other.

And she is romantic. It blows me away. She wrote me a letter and put it in the mail. I didn’t even know she had written me, and by the time I’d checked the mail it’d been half eaten by snails lol. She puts the kettle on for me before she leaves of a morning. I bought her pyjama pants from Kmart and set up another room for her shoes.

Our weekends are spent sleeping in (some sleeping) and showering and laying on the lounge cuddling. Because she got injured at soccer so she’s been home the last few Sundays.

Last week while we were in bed she asked, “Can I ask you something?” I said of course. She said, “Would you come with me to Queensland?” Because she wants me close. So blimmin sweet I couldn’t say no. So I have arranged a sitter for the animals and we’re going to Queensland next month. She has a wedding to attend and I’ll visit my brother.

Her family have booked a trip for all of us to the snow the week before. I know her mum and sister arranged it for us to have time together. Because all we do is work and study.

Thing is, I have never been so happy just to be around someone. I don’t usually just drop everything and go on trips away. We go to every single birthday and every single fundraising event. Every time we speak I can feel a smile creep up on my face. She rests her hand on my leg when we go out. I make food she likes to eat. Ugh lol

This beautiful and I wish you many more years of this.

 

[Lorilei]

AC is out and it's going to hit 98 today. Good times.

 

[Noor]

AC is out and it's going to hit 98 today. Good times.

Is there a cooling center or somewhere nearby that you can go if needed?

 

[ryan8558]

AC is out and it's going to hit 98 today. Good times.

Is a mall close? a Walmart? Do you need to be there for someone to repair it?

 

[FataMorgana]

God. I think I’m truly, madly, deeply in love. Just like the song. We love each other.

And she is romantic. It blows me away. She wrote me a letter and put it in the mail. I didn’t even know she had written me, and by the time I’d checked the mail it’d been half eaten by snails lol. She puts the kettle on for me before she leaves of a morning. I bought her pyjama pants from Kmart and set up another room for her shoes.

Our weekends are spent sleeping in (some sleeping) and showering and laying on the lounge cuddling. Because she got injured at soccer so she’s been home the last few Sundays.

Last week while we were in bed she asked, “Can I ask you something?” I said of course. She said, “Would you come with me to Queensland?” Because she wants me close. So blimmin sweet I couldn’t say no. So I have arranged a sitter for the animals and we’re going to Queensland next month. She has a wedding to attend and I’ll visit my brother.

Her family have booked a trip for all of us to the snow the week before. I know her mum and sister arranged it for us to have time together. Because all we do is work and study.

Thing is, I have never been so happy just to be around someone. I don’t usually just drop everything and go on trips away. We go to every single birthday and every single fundraising event. Every time we speak I can feel a smile creep up on my face. She rests her hand on my leg when we go out. I make food she likes to eat. Ugh lol

Soft cunt.

 

[Lorilei]

Is there a cooling center or somewhere nearby that you can go if needed?

Yes, I can go to my sister's.

Is a mall close? a Walmart? Do you need to be there for someone to repair it?

I have somewhere I can go, but yes, I need to be here.

 

[Noor]

Being medical power of attorney is ok for the big things, but they little ones like approving podiatry home visits seem weird.

 

[spacekowboy]

If there is a way to fuck something up, I'll find it. Trust.

 

[Plasmaball]

3 hours for a guy is great. That's about my limit and I do really still love to clothes shop.

Also holidays with friends and/or the family. I'm ready to leave at 3 hours. I was forced to stay 6 hours once. I was sooooooo uncomfortable. I missed home.

Im ready to leave before we even get in the car. Thankfully we dont over to places now much. Everyone comes to us. So I can just leave if needed to another section of my house.

That being said we played uno no mercy the other night and had a blast. Nothing like making children cry

 

[Plasmaball]

Soft cunt.

Ew love..pass

 

[raindancer]

If there is a way to fuck something up, I'll find it. Trust.

Same.