The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[Plasmaball]

This too will pass.

Can you see me flipping you off? Because I am

 

[thør]

Can you see me flipping you off? Because I am

In Kathmandu, the Nepali docs said to drink more beer.......

 

[TwinkleStars]

Not sure how much longer I'm going to last. I'm going to need food soon

 

[Cindy027]

Not sure how much longer I'm going to last. I'm going to need food soon

Same except I need wine too

 

[Plasmaball]

Not sure how much longer I'm going to last. I'm going to need food soon

Protein

 

[TwinkleStars]

Protein

I won't be able to get anything soon. Protein won't do me a damned thing if I don't have money.

 

[HarryHill]

Not sure how much longer I'm going to last. I'm going to need food soon

 

[Plasmaball]

I won't be able to get anything soon. Protein won't do me a damned thing if I don't have money.

Oh we could get you some for free..

 

[silver gurl]

I dont know if tightness or gentle would have mattered.

The pain was so bad that I couldn't find a good position to relax

After my appendectomy I couldn’t get up. Literally, I was stuck on lying on my side, which hurt.

 

[silver gurl]

It’s a lot of “s” words: snow, sleet, shit.

 

[Plasmaball]

After my appendectomy I couldn’t get up. Literally, I was stuck on lying on my side, which hurt.

I broke down and cried during the catscan. The pain was that bad.
Ive never felt pain like that amd im a red Sox fan

 

[silver gurl]

I broke down and cried during the catscan. The pain was that bad.
Ive never felt pain like that amd im a red Sox fan

I keep reading cat scan as castration.
Hope you are feeling better.

 

[thør]

as castration

Ouch!

 

[Plasmaball]

I keep reading cat scan as castration.
Hope you are feeling better.

That would have been awkward.
Ty..the 40s have not been kind

 

[pink]

A knat flew down my throat and I threw up.

Your welcome.

 

[FataMorgana]

A bat flew down my throat and I didn't throw up.

Wuss.

 

[thør]

A pleasant -13°C this morning. No gnats or bats flying about. The packed snow on the roads isn't very slippery. Winter is here.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Can you imagine....

People who are deaf sometimes use a service were they type and another person talks for them. I wonder if that third party ever deals with phone sex.

I know, I'm weird.

 

[FataMorgana]

Can you imagine....

People who are deaf sometimes use a service were they type and another person talks for them. I wonder if that third party ever deals with phone sex.

I know, I'm weird.

I'm so wet right now.

Go ahead.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I'm so wet right now.

Go ahead.

She just said she's so wet right now.

His response is that he's very hard and ready for you.

 

[thør]

Might be time for foul weather gear.

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm so wet right now.

Go ahead.

I'm gonna need a bigger boat.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Fata will find this funny...I hope.

With the food stamps being cut off, a lot of people have to go to charities and donations. I was helping this elderly lady pick out food because she couldn't reach.
I asked her if she wanted beef pot pie, she said no. I asked if she wanted turkey pot pie and she said no and that she doesn't have any teeth.
I answered, "Well, you can gum it. Just smoosh it up and gum it." Thankfully she laugh.

 

[coffeebean]

FUCKIN’ FREEZING !

ALL THE TIME !

MY SHOULDERS HURT !

 

[phantom4533]

Welcome to old age.