The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[pink]

A bat flew down my throat and I didn't throw up.

Wuss.

You are more woman than I.

 

[thør]

Welcome to old age.

My doc asked what I'd like, and I said, "I just want to get up in the morning without everything hurting."

He laughed at me.

 

[pink]

My doc asked what I'd like, and I said, "I just want to get up in the morning without everything hurting."

He laughed at me.

He's a sadist.

 

[thør]

He's a sadist.

Or a realist.

 

[Plasmaball]

The 180 is weird to me. Yeah we talked about it but it still feels like all the info wasnt given.

This is twice now youve hidden this situation. I assume there is more and yet you want me to trust you?

Not happening..

In other news I really want an ego snowblower but I can't right now. Which annoys me. I hate shoveling.

 

[pink]

Or a realist.

Is it too much to ask, no pain in old age???

 

[pink]

Our scale is dead and I can't weigh. This is really bothering me.

 

[thør]

Is it too much to ask, no pain in old age???

I'm paying for the sins of my youth.

 

[Plasmaball]

Our scale is dead and I can't weigh. This is really bothering me.

So it weighs heavy on you?

 

[TwinkleStars]

Another one Fata may find funny.....

My dear friend Patty passed away a few years ago and she had bad allergies, One rough day, her allergies were really giving her a hard time and for whatever reason she blurted out, "I have itchy tits!"
I wasn't sure how to respond to such a statement.

 

[thør]

Another one Fata may find funny.....

My dear friend Patty passed away a few years ago and she had bad allergies, One rough day, her allergies were really giving her a hard time and for whatever reason she blurted out, "I have itchy tits!"
I wasn't sure how to respond to such a statement.

Itchy tits is not uncommon with allergies. Of course, when I offered to scratch the itch, I got the stink eye.

 

[Noor]

Itchy tits is not uncommon with allergies. Of course, when I offered to scratch the itch, I got the stink eye

Second to Benadryl, Ice pack or cool fingers is best

 

[TwinkleStars]

Second to Benadryl, Ice pack or cool fingers is best

She would take Benadryl like they were peanut M&M's

 

[thør]

Second to Benadryl, Ice pack or cool fingers is best

Damn, I am not know for cold hands/fingers.

 

[Noor]

Damn, I am not know for cold hands/fingers.

Toes? Nose?

 

[pink]

So it weighs heavy on you?

Always a comedian, always a comedian.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Toes? Nose?

If he has a cold nose he needs to see a veterinarian.

 

[thør]

Toes? Nose?

Nope......

 

[phantom4533]

Saw Gaelic Storm last night. What a fun bunch of musicians. Been following them since the Titanic movie and have always wanted to see them so that’s a bucket list item I can cross off.

 

[pink]

I want some pistachios.

 

[Not Normal]

I have no love for the holiday season. I'm really not looking forward to it.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I want some pistachios.

Got 3 bags of 'em

 

[juttjaw]

The 180 is weird to me. Yeah we talked about it but it still feels like all the info wasnt given.

This is twice now youve hidden this situation. I assume there is more and yet you want me to trust you?

Not happening..

In other news I really want an ego snowblower but I can't right now. Which annoys me. I hate shoveling.

I have an ego snow blower! Its a fucking beast. Wet, heavy, deep snow is its jam. Fucking thing blows my sidewalk snow all the way accross the street onto the opposite yard/sidewalk.. The guy across the street wasn't happy, since he had just scooped it. I went over and ran through it for him.

Only shitty thing is, if its deeeeep and wett, the battery needs charged about 3/4 of the way done. I should say, the dual batteries. For 8 inches and under, its a dream. Quiet too. I think i paid about $1400 all in, which is too much, but its worth it to not have to fiddle with delicate gas motors in sub zero temps. Had mine for 3 winters now, no problems whatsoever.

 

[thør]

My gas powered Ariens sits in the spare bay of the garage. 11.5 hp and it starts with a single pull most of the time, otherwise with two. If I was unable to pull the start cord, it has a 115v AC starter motor that's never been used. Call me old school, but I'm not sure if I want a plastic snowblower. There's rocks out there.

 

[Plasmaball]

I have an ego snow blower! Its a fucking beast. Wet, heavy, deep snow is its jam. Fucking thing blows my sidewalk snow all the way accross the street onto the opposite yard/sidewalk.. The guy across the street wasn't happy, since he had just scooped it. I went over and ran through it for him.

Only shitty thing is, if its deeeeep and wett, the battery needs charged about 3/4 of the way done. I should say, the dual batteries. For 8 inches and under, its a dream. Quiet too. I think i paid about $1400 all in, which is too much, but its worth it to not have to fiddle with delicate gas motors in sub zero temps. Had mine for 3 winters now, no problems whatsoever.

What model? Im looking at one on sale for 1399.
They say to put it in the lower settings and your batteries should be fine. It also depends on your driveway though.