The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[FataMorgana]

Thats a thing?? Maybe thats why im on 3 different anti melancholys? Its always pre Christmas with me!

Dunno but I had a face like a busted up sofa yesterday. Snapped out of it a bit today thank god.

 

[FataMorgana]

My first Christmas card.

 

[phantom4533]

Tuesday, and it's a Calanda Edelbrau for lunch. Hobnobbing with the rich and famous in the Engadin.

Did you pair that with a grilled cheese sandwich?

 

[juttjaw]

Our birthdays are in August, you goof.

Fine, Happy Birthday to you.

Thank you! But my birthday isnt till February.

 

[ryan8558]

aquarius or pisces?

 

[TwinkleStars]

Thank you! But my birthday isnt till February.

So? It's your fault for not reading that silver and I have birthdays in August.

Happy Unbirthday!

 

[HotWifeOC]

Me :Show us your tits

You:Ok

Also you: How dare you actualy expect me to show you tits.

0 to headache in 3 posts. Good job.

Only in a PM sir
Advil works, try it

 

[Saint Peter]

Advil does nothing for me.

 

[Saint Peter]

Same with old fucks.

 

[raindancer]

Same with old fucks.

*reported

 

[Lorilei]

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My first Christmas card.

I want to cross stitch that on a pillow.

 

[Plasmaball]

Only in a PM sir
Advil works, try it

Im not on my period

 

[Plasmaball]

Im not on my period

Im really not but to whom this may concern. Fuck you . Just fuck you.

 

[thør]

Did you pair that with a grilled cheese sandwich?

I'm trying to keep the cheese intake down to moderate.

Only some Brie today on a "Berry Burger" at the Christmas Market in Zurich.

 

[Cindy027]

But my birthday isnt till February.

Mine too, what day?

 

[TwinkleStars]

I sent out your Christmas card @silver gurl. I believe I am owed one from you since you haven't sent me one back in years.

No pressure or anything.

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I want to make sure she sees this.

 

[butters]

the apple pies are okay, nice pastry, but it's not the same without granny smith or bramley apples. More american when I love me some tartness.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

the apple pies are okay, nice pastry, but it's not the same without granny smith or bramley apples. More american when I love me some tartness.

Blasphemy. Apple pie should only be made with Mcintosh apples.

 

[Saint Peter]

WTF is a berry burger?

 

[y=mx+b]

Found this an entertaining read through

 

[Lazaran]

Dunno but I had a face like a busted up sofa yesterday. Snapped out of it a bit today thank god.

Face like a busted up sofa???

J.D. Vance would hit that…

 

[thør]

What the hell? In a multi level bookstore!

 

[y=mx+b]

Sometimes; while I'm putting plastic over the windows and shrinking it with my wife's blow dryer, I feel like a failure.

There's just something inherently trashy about putting plastic over the windows. Eventually the adhesive of the tape begins to fail and the plastic gets all crinkly again. And by that point the window sill is too cold for new tape to adhere to it and it's best to just take the plastic down. But in doing so there's a new sense of failure that just seems indicative of the life I've been born into. Like; a person can try, but a failure is inevitable and the odds are just so stacked.

And so I'll leave the crinkly plastic up. Because fuck it. But then as the winter wind blows the plastic will sway in and out. And I'll watch the snow falling while drinking my coffee and I'll be all like... "yep. this is it. this is life."

 

[spacekowboy]

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My first Christmas card.

I need to buy a Lite-Brite to recreate this

 

[FataMorgana]

Sometimes; while I'm putting plastic over the windows and shrinking it with my wife's blow dryer, I feel like a failure.

There's just something inherently trashy about putting plastic over the windows. Eventually the adhesive of the tape begins to fail and the plastic gets all crinkly again. And by that point the window sill is too cold for new tape to adhere to it and it's best to just take the plastic down. But in doing so there's a new sense of failure that just seems indicative of the life I've been born into. Like; a person can try, but a failure is inevitable and the odds are just so stacked.

And so I'll leave the crinkly plastic up. Because fuck it. But then as the winter wind blows the plastic will sway in and out. And I'll watch the snow falling while drinking my coffee and I'll be all like... "yep. this is it. this is life."

This is the only post I've read in 20 years here that's made me want to take my own life.

It's just so fucking bleak.

Mind you a few of Minky Boodle's avs had the same effect.