The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[Plasmaball]

it's not THAT terrible! and we only get older every day so why get hung up on it? that's a prime waste of emotions

Because rolling my eyes and having fun with my son is worth it.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I sent one to you! If it ever gets there.
Last year Canadian Post went on strike. So, zero mail and no letters to Santa, the bastards!

Then I take my meanie words back and say I'm sorry.

Sending you hugs

 

[Plasmaball]

I think i figured out what the issue is and why this isnt working out anymore

 

[butters]

the difference between how most americans react to this european commercial for a condiment compared to europeans is too funny americans tend to be quite shocked, euros simply find it hilarious

 

[FataMorgana]

 

[Lazaran]

the difference between how most americans react to this european commercial for a condiment compared to europeans is too funny americans tend to be quite shocked, euros simply find it hilarious

Ow.

 

[Lazaran]

I think i figured out what the issue is and why this isnt working out anymore

Cryptic fucker…

 

[Chernosoth]

i am cat trapped and typing one handed. my cat is sitting on my hand.

 

[Plasmaball]

i am cat trapped and typing one handed. my cat is sitting on my hand.

I hope you have a drink and snacks..
Or dont have to go to the bathroom.
If you die i get your wallet

 

[TwinkleStars]

$120 in groceries? I need to stop eating.

 

[pink]

I'm not giving gifts this year. Only my daughter and her wife got gifts from me. I feel bad but I refuse to be broke in December this year. Not having money by the end of the month sucks.

 

[Plasmaball]

I dont understand women. I give up..like wtf kind of signals was that?

 

[TwinkleStars]

I dont understand women. I give up..like wtf kind of signals was that?

Verbal gymnastics?

 

[Plasmaball]

Verbal gymnastics?

In some ways yes.
Otherways physical.
Its just like whaaaattt..

 

[FataMorgana]

I dont understand women. I give up..like wtf kind of signals was that?

Cunts. All of 'em.

 

[Plasmaball]

Cunts. All of 'em.

Preach

 

[raindancer]

It is that time of year again- time to shave the hair pants. Who wants to take me for a spin? It’s date night!

 

[thør]

Time to spin some yarn?

 

[raindancer]

* reported

 

[butters]

returning home today, I saw a large dark bird with a white head just sitting on the ground in a field, quite close to a pond. I thought it was a bald eagle (dark body/white head and neck) and it had a raptor's stance about it despite it being on the ground. Checking out birds of TN when I got home, it was, indeed, a bald eagle! First time I've seen one in the wild that wasn't on tv.

 

[Plasmaball]

It is that time of year again- time to shave the hair pants. Who wants to take me for a spin? It’s date night!

Oh here comes my lunch back for a visit

 

[Plasmaball]

One of the downsides from living away from your family is you cant just hope over and be there for them in a moment of crisis.
One of the plus sides is you dont have to constantly deal with the drama.

 

[phantom4533]

How is that goat cheese, something I have always thought tasted like toe jam, is actually to be appreciated when paired with a Pinot Noir?

 

[juttjaw]

How is that goat cheese, something I have always thought tasted like toe jam, is actually to be appreciated when paired with a Pinot Noir?

Probably has something to do with aliens.

Sorry, ive been consuming too much YouTube and reddit this weekend..

 

[thør]

returning home today, I saw a large dark bird with a white head just sitting on the ground in a field, quite close to a pond. I thought it was a bald eagle (dark body/white head and neck) and it had a raptor's stance about it despite it being on the ground. Checking out birds of TN when I got home, it was, indeed, a bald eagle! First time I've seen one in the wild that wasn't on tv.

Quite common in these parts.