The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[raindancer]

I wanted to ask for diddles, too. But probably greedy. And olwhatshisnamelouddick stepped on my clit with the Corey reference.

 

[Plasmaball]

You will take it and like it. And not talk junk about my hair pants again!

Ew...hair pants...looks and smiles.

 

[butters]

cheeseball done, chocolate orange cake cooking, a small sheet of nutty chocolate in the fridge, wood ready but won't be needed... *getting there*

 

[spacekowboy]

Just like me, salty and sweet.
And permanently stuck in your craw.

 

[raindancer]

I mean, you’re not wrong.

 

[pink]

I've reported him too. I only ask for 2 inches and he struts in here swinging his like Dumbo's mother.

BASTARD HIM.

I snorted.

 

[pink]

Nothing like stepping on a piece of poop barefoot.

 

[Plasmaball]

Nothing like stepping on a piece of poop barefoot.

Least its not a Lego


New hard-core history! Weeeeeee

 

[butters]

cornbread with celery and onions baked, cooled and made into "dressing" (that's "stuffing" for brits); chocolate orange ganache made, now cooling ready to be whipped. Tomorrow's for tidying up/floors and the rest of the food I'll bake xmas morning... not too much to do, just roast potatoes, brussels with bacon, and roast parsnips. H bought a ready-cooked glazed ham so that just needs heating through and made. Pacing myself because my damned knee that got fucked up a few summers back is caning me.

 

[butters]

IMS... irritable male syndrome, a recognised term describing a set of symptoms/behaviours experienced by (normally) aging men as their testosterone decreases. I think I see it here a lot, especially on the political board

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/irri...explain-a-lot-goog_l_69441b2be4b0fd459ef0514f

 

[juttjaw]

Least its not a Lego


New hard-core history! Weeeeeee

Barbie shoes were the shit of my nightmares! With 3 daughters, there was always a shoe within heels reach.

And, i broke my pinky at work today.. Im not gonna cry about it! But fuck, it hurts!

 

[thør]

hair pants

Gotta admit, they are nice and soft.

 

[Lazaran]

Gotta admit, they are nice and soft.

Aren’t they referred to as “Chaps”?

 

[Chernosoth]

I have butt arthritis. Middle age is kicking my ass.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I finally got a card from silver gurl

 

[sweepthefloor]

nothing compares to stepping on a D4

 

[thør]

“Chaps”

I will pass on that one.

 

[Plasmaball]

Barbie shoes were the shit of my nightmares! With 3 daughters, there was always a shoe within heels reach.

And, i broke my pinky at work today.. Im not gonna cry about it! But fuck, it hurts!

How you manage that?

Yeah I can see that being bad

 

[Plasmaball]

Gotta admit, they are nice and soft.

No..god no..give me smooth lady legs any day...pure heaven

 

[raindancer]

Spoken like a fucking hairy ass dude.

 

[butters]

well a small change of plans: christmas dinner will now be tonight for supper since H's bro came today, can stay the night but needs to leave before lunchtime tomorrow. All good, as it's the company rather than the timing that matters!

 

[OralAllOver]

damn, my asshole is itchy

 

[Plasmaball]

Spoken like a fucking hairy ass dude.

This ass isn't hairy.
But now I know to get you some oils

 

[Plasmaball]

This ass isn't hairy.
But now I know to get you some oils

 

[juttjaw]

How you manage that?

Yeah I can see that being bad

Woking with equipment designed in the mid 1800s. I think the switch in question was made in 1934. Machines tend to wear out after 100 or so years with daily use. Tell the railroad that!