The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[Wings]

I can never send my oldest cute cow videos because she replies “looks delicious”. For fuck’s sake.

 

[Plasmaball]

God im an idiot. Im usually really good at sniffing these things out.
Love can really blind a person.

 

[Chernosoth]

I have a wrong hole story. My truck has 2 tanks. I stopped using a tank when it leaked. Today I bought gas and noticed the gauge stayed low. I realized I put $20 in the wrong hole.

 

[Plasmaball]

Well that was something.. came in hot and then fizzled hard.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Well that was something.. came in hot and then fizzled hard.

I've heard Viagra helps.

 

[Plasmaball]

I've heard Viagra helps.

I'll suggest it. See if they can get it going

 

[FataMorgana]

God im an idiot. Im usually really good at sniffing these things out.
Love can really blind a person.

 

[Chernosoth]

Well that was something.. came in hot and then fizzled hard.

Short and unsatisfying, a common type of experience.

 

[butters]

I have a little bit of Canary Islander and French, which is cool. The only other surprise is how blandly British I am.

umm, you do know about brit history, right? The Romans, Vikings, Anglo-Saxons, Jutes, Normans, all took over parts of/most of Britain, the French for some 300 years! And don't forget the Picts, driven into smaller and smaller areas where they were the natural people of the land. Plus ALLLLLLLLLL the other gene influences from India, Africa, Eastern Europe, the Greeks, Italians, Turkish, and so many more (British major ports bringing in people from so many countries because of its shipping prowess/influence. Britain has probably the largest gene-blend of any country in the world so bland? Nah, interesting is a far better word We're all mutts.

 

[Plasmaball]

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My son loves this song. I hope your milk goes bad early

 

[Plasmaball]

Short and unsatisfying, a common type of experience.

She couldn't keep it up.

 

[silver gurl]

Put some in an envelope and mail it to me.

That would be a messy endeavour

 

[silver gurl]

Let the games begin!
I like the Winter Olympics!

 

[TwinkleStars]

It's sad how much fluff this site has turned in to.

My kind of fluff doesn't count because it's usually cute.

 

[thør]

Let the games begin!
I like the Winter Olympics!

No one seems to care here in New Zealand. Or I haven’t noticed.

 

[Noor]

God im an idiot. Im usually really good at sniffing these things out.
Love can really blind a person.

other people’s bad behaviors or choices are not your failure.

 

[Plasmaball]

It's sad how much fluff this site has turned in to.

My kind of fluff doesn't count because it's usually cute.

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Why i stay in here. Nobody out there gets my humor..

"Show us your tits" doesnt carry anymore

 

[Plasmaball]

other people’s bad behaviors or choices are not your failure.

Yeah... the logic is sound but the heart says no...you know?

 

[Noor]

Yeah... the logic is sound but the heart says no...you know?

I understand. I was/am in a similar place, but I know it’s not me and giving people the benefit of the doubt until they prove otherwise is the only way to live. We are not wrong to believe in people, they are wrong and fools to break our trust.

 

[Noor]

No one seems to care here in New Zealand. Or I haven’t noticed.

I hope your having some fun.

 

[Plasmaball]

I understand. I was/am in a similar place, but I know it’s not me and giving people the benefit of the doubt until they prove otherwise is the only way to live. We are not wrong to believe in people, they are wrong and fools to break our trust.

I give it somewhat. I dont like being this vulnerable usually. Its been a long time.
I agree that they are fools. Like why waste our time with this bullshit and games?

 

[Plasmaball]

3d printers. There is a learning curve i didnt ask for..

Who wants a dildo?

 

[thør]

I hope your having some fun.

Some, I have friends at the conference