The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

never watched Emeril Cooks before today, but just saw him doing something i bet tastes great with watermelon: he cut a hole in the top and gradually fed it with vodka

you top up the hole via a funnel in the top, massage the melon, leave it while you're cooking and come back now and again to top it up again as the melon flesh absorbs the liquid. You can use rum, white wine
 
never watched Emeril Cooks before today, but just saw him doing something i bet tastes great with watermelon: he cut a hole in the top and gradually fed it with vodka

you top up the hole via a funnel in the top, massage the melon, leave it while you're cooking and come back now and again to top it up again as the melon flesh absorbs the liquid. You can use rum, white wine
I've had such monstrosities. You are right, they are delicious AND dangerous..
 
I don't get the Olympics at all. I don't get it and all the hype behind it.

Fine if you want to be in them or cheer them on. I just don't get it.
 
I don't get the Olympics at all. I don't get it and all the hype behind it.

Fine if you want to be in them or cheer them on. I just don't get it.

Human beings do sooooo much worse things with their time, talents, and bodies.

On balance, the Olympics are incredible: A combination of a block party, summer camp, and Cirque du Soleil.

I love the Olympics. And this year has been especially amazing.

👍

🇺🇸
 
Crap, we spiked watermelons in the 70s.

Some groups outright banned them from picnics because of it.
 
Working, busting my ass, climbing the ladder"s", makin it happen, ya know? Get my train into the station, made excellent time. Push my pencils and dot my i's. Looked to see what's happened in the world, I'm alerted, I missed a call from my bride. Listen to my voice safe, "Will you cook for 9?"... Yeah, I'll cook for 9, I'll cook for 20 and not blink an eye.. Wait, what? Tonight? This night?? This very weary night... Now i'm cooked.. Cooked and bruised.. Cooked with a side of bearnaise.. Cooked with freshly blanched asparagus.. Cooked with a squeeze of lemon and zest of lime. Cooked with a well rare fillet. Cooked with an apple stuffed with goodness and toasted pignolis..

But it was deliciousness, sumptuousness and fucking bomb!
 
I've started taking Lions Mane Mushroom pills and they are giving me crazy dreams.
I tried micro-dosing with Lions Mane and psilocybin. It didn't really work for me, but fuck, crazy ass lucid dreaming! Like the kind where you're excited about sleeping. In the two weeks I tried it, I lived 28 lifetimes. Most all were good and some, not so much.
 
In the two weeks I tried it, I lived 28 lifetimes. Most all were good and some, not so much.
welcome to my regular dream-life... can anyone suggest anything that will render me dreamless? the best two sleeps i've ever had were when i was under anaesthetic. SO freakin' relaxing!
 
for anyone who loved Ben Affleck's The Accountant, no.2's been confirmed and due to hit cinemas next April

A sequel to Ben Affleck's hit 2016 thriller has been in the works for the better part of a decade, finally gaining steam in January 2024 when Affleck and Jon Bernthal were confirmed to be returning, followed shortly thereafter by fellow original stars J. K. Simmons and Cynthia Addai-Robinson. The Accountant 2's story is expected to follow Addai-Robinson's Treasury Agent Medina teaming with Affleck's Christian Wolff and his brother, Bernthal's Brax, to solve the murder of her former boss.

Deadline has brought word that The Accountant 2 is set to hit theaters on April 25, 2025, putting the sequel in theaters just over eight years after its predecessor's release. Filming on the action-thriller follow-up began in March 2024 following a lengthy development cycle, with Affleck returning to lead the cast and Gavin O'Connor back to direct. At the time of writing, The Accountant 2 is the only major movie set for an April 25 release.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/ne...p&cvid=1fd4cf7dbcb2443eb56a1c2667381004&ei=45
 
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