The Just-Legal Three Word Story

[Honey123]

dildos with sprinkles.

 

[Edward Teach]

dildos with sprinkles.

Honey, however, will

 

[RebeccaLeah]

choose to enjoy

 

[lilith1979]

choose to enjoy

a fat, juicy

 

[Edward Teach]

a fat, juicy

foot long hot

 

[lilith1979]

foot long hot

tootsie roll. Then

 

[Edward Teach]

tootsie roll. Then

Lilith found a

 

[Guest]

fly in her

 

[Boxlicker101]

lubricant that she

 

[lilith1979]

lubricant that she

bought to use

 

[Boxlicker101]

bought to use

with the extra-large

 

[Edward Teach]

with the extra-large

life sized doll

 

[Boxlicker101]

, John Holmes model

 

[fifty5]

of a cow.

 

[fifty5]

 

[Edward Teach]

of a cow.

Lilith was pissed

 

[fifty5]

as, at 2am

 

[RebeccaLeah]

a pink elephant

 

[fifty5]

, gin in hand,

 

[lilith1979]

, gin in hand,

she spied a

(how'd you know I like John Holmes??)

 

[Boxlicker101]

she spied a

(how'd you know I like John Holmes??)

pack of wombats


This would have been an anatomically correct John Holmes doll. For certain things, most of the most of the women on Lit would like them.

 

[lilith1979]

pack of wombats

diddling their hugmungeous

 

[Boxlicker101]

diddling their hugmungeous

Koala signifigant others

 

[lilith1979]

Koala signifigant others

who liked smelly

 

[Boxlicker101]

who liked smelly

feet and breath