The Last Daughter of Krypton OOC

so THATS where that one damn sock went!

The dryer creates an electrostatic centrifugal rotation vortex which temporarily bridges the gap between our world and the quasi-infinite storage dimension, occasionally permitting a wormhole-esque phenomenon sufficient to transport a low-level but tangible mass. The reason that this only ever subtracts one sock from the dryer and not two has to do with conservation of matter, in that two virtually identical items cannot occupy the subdimensional tunnel at the same time.

Russians tried an experiment like this with twins, once, so as to access all of the weapons stored in Hammerspace. The results were generally not pretty, but occasionally the successes will send postcards.
 

"MAXIMUM DEFENCE MODE!"

You know, the same guy's been doing the voice for that little guy since The 70's?

Man, I love that dog. And I'm a cat person! Well...

I guess I'm a pet person. 'Cause I loves dogs too, and we had rabbits, when I was a wee tot.

I guess most of all I'm a robot person. And robot dogs, well, that's just fantastic.

[K-9 has just ignited a poisonous substance from close range, sacrificing himself to stop Brother Lassar and his Krillitanes...]

Brother Lassar, seething: "You bad dog."

K-9, gleeful: "Affirmative."

[KABOOOOM!]


:: grins happily :: Love that dog.
 
Keep posting Chasi, you're catching up. At least one more so I can get a post in again:D!
 
*huggzz back*


once I stop beating the 7 year old with spelling homework I am going to attempt sopme writing.

his teacher is kicking my ass with a moutain of homework
 
*huggzz back*


once I stop beating the 7 year old with spelling homework I am going to attempt sopme writing.

his teacher is kicking my ass with a moutain of homework

My brother as well. But the reason for his, is he's decided not to do any of it. So mom is about to open up the can of whoop ass on him. If things need to escalate after that I'll be called in to fix him.
 
my problem is that she is overloading ME with his homework.

he's 7. first grade

he has spelling words (of which I have to guess what some of the words are, she gives me this "words ending in 'ail' stuff plus 6 or 7 words.)

he also has a report for Black History Month to do (simple report)

he has to memorize a poem by the end of the month

& I got a call & found out the science fair project was NOT optional, so I need to get that info from his teacher & we have to do that.

& thats after I get him from daycare, get him home & fed, to be done before 7:30PM. I normally get him home between 5:30 & 6


it doesn't look like much on paper, but try doing it with a tired kid & a exhausted daddy every frikin night

ok, /end rant
 
Diana's bad habits are all the fault of Artemis, just ask her, she'll tell you! Artemis made her this kind of bad! *Nods head*
 
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