lovemonster
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Kylan said:And your pointless is?![]()
They don't need doing again and even if they did I'm not doing it now because I'm not letting you win so ner.

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Kylan said:And your pointless is?![]()

lovemonster said:They don't need doing again and even if they did I'm not doing it now because I'm not letting you win so ner.![]()
lovin69 said:Not letting who win??????????![]()
Kylan said:Careful, she used the 'ner' word...it'll be cap-locks next![]()

lovemonster said:*blows raspberry*
Bugger off Mr Domlyone....
Right, you two will have to battle it out for now as I'm off home![]()
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Sassyfrass said:Hello....my lucious Monster.....how are we today ?![]()

Sassyfrass said:Hello....my lucious Monster.....how are we today ?![]()
Kylan said:I'm good thanks, Sassyfrass. I hope you're as good as you look. No doubt you are, so you don't have to reply on here![]()

Sassyfrass said:Nice tactic......too bad it isn't working....![]()
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Kylan said:Why, I'm shocked. Of course it wasn't just a mere tactic to win. I was merely trying to save such a gorgeous woman the effort of replying. Tell you what, we shall say the post above me has won. It'll be our secret.![]()
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Sassyfrass said:O.K....what do you want ?![]()
Kylan said:You can start by buying me a ring (U.k size 'S', platinum...oh, with a dragon and ruby setting) and then we can move on from there.![]()

Sassyfrass said:Can I say what you can do with that ?![]()
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Kylan said:Pssssstttt...this is the Internet. Not a heck of a lot I can do to stop you saying whatever the hell you like, but you musn't swear...it's against the rules and stuff, plus, I'll cry![]()
Do I take that to mean the ring is in the post?![]()

Sassyfrass said:LOL....the ring is on a chain around my neck....come and get it.....![]()

Kylan said:But that means I gotta book a cab, a train and a plane. Can't you just pop it in the mail for me? Thanks Sassyfrass, I don't know what I'd do without you. You're a very special person.![]()
P.S If you send a Rolex at the same time, you'll save on postage.![]()

Sassyfrass said:I'll send that after I receive the frigging Hope Diamond.....![]()

Kylan said:You received it last week. I sent it by registered post and you signed for it. Now listen here young lady. Just because I'm a millionaire with loads of cash, yachts and...erm.. stuff, doesn't mean you can blind me with your obvious intelligence and striking beauty.![]()

Sassyfrass said:You are a cad.....and while your many millions interests me greatly.....it's the way you make me smile that lures me in.......![]()
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Must've sent it to the wrong address, my hand isn't being weighed down....![]()

Kylan said:Beautiful women laug - I mean, smile at me a lot. I reckon it's because I type in an Irish accent.![]()
But your delicate hand should be weighed down with trinkets and stuff. Go henceforth to your nearest aeroplane place and I shall send my private jet to whisk you away to the paradise of your dreams.
Oh, bring sandwiches...I'm peckish.![]()

bbwsadieml said:Yea ~ that's what it is ~ the ACCENT![]()

Kylan said:Hiya Sadie, feels real good to see you![]()
Bu-but aren't you s'posed to be on a plane winging your way towards me?![]()

bbwsadieml said:Good to see you too, Kylan
Had to get on a later flight what with the pilot being so distracted and all![]()

Kylan said:OooOOOoh, you lil' ole minx you. You joined the mile-high club in front of my back.![]()

Oohh I'm hurt...didn't we discuss the other day that I was going to be your teacher?bbwsadieml said:See what's happened to me? I used to be so shy, so reserved, and now .... I'm a whore in training.![]()