The Last Word Thread

[geronimo_appleby]

two fuggin' days . . . and now you pop up?

 

[Essa]

Well someone's gotta stop you from winning

 

[lovemonster]

Just lucky it was me who popped up to stop you winning then!

I win!

 

[Essa]

Just lucky it was me who popped up to stop you winning then!

I win!

I might just let you win today, I'm in a generous mood

 

[lovemonster]

I might just let you win today, I'm in a generous mood

Aww thanks Essa, in that case I won't ask for any of your vodka...

 

[Essa]

Aww thanks Essa, in that case I won't ask for any of your vodka...

Bloody hell, I'm not feeling that generous

 

[lovemonster]

I better not ask to share any of your men either then?

 

[Essa]

I better not ask to share any of your men either then?

How many Men do you think I've got? you can share last weeks if you like He was quite good

 

[lovemonster]

I'm sure you've got a few on the back burner you could share out if you felt like it

 

[Essa]

I'll pack one up and send Him over, the postie might struggle getting Him in your letterbox though

 

[lovemonster]

It's ok, he can stick him in the shed and put a note through the door to let me know...

 

[Essa]

You do realise He'll be naked don't you?

 

[lovemonster]

Yes, but you'll wrap him in brown paper won't you?

 

[Essa]

Nope I've changed my mind, He won't need wrapping in anything I'll just send Him as He is

 

[lovemonster]

Where are you gonna stick the stamps?

 

[Essa]

Have you no imagination

 

[lovemonster]

Yeah, but what happens when he loses his ardour?

 

[Essa]

Trust me...He won't

 

[lovemonster]

Are you absolutely sure of that now?

 

[Essa]

A squillion % sure, I've already tested Him remember

 

[lovemonster]

Yeah, but your testing usually means they're knackered out afterwards...

 

[Essa]

A quick flash and they soon perk up again

 

[lovemonster]

You reckon? The way I hear it, they're only good for the old folks home...

 

[Essa]

Hey what's wrong with that, wrinklies like sex as well you know

 

[lovemonster]

Yes, the minds are willing but the bodies tend to be weak....