The Last Word Thread

[charmed1]

Moi? Sneaky?? Never....

Not bad thanks, busy in parts....how's things for you?

It's been slow so far. The phone isn't ringing too much which means people aren't calling to complain too much. Not bad. I've had days here that I couldn't leave my desk to get coffee or use the bathroom because of the calls.

 

[lovemonster]

It's been slow so far. The phone isn't ringing too much which means people aren't calling to complain too much. Not bad. I've had days here that I couldn't leave my desk to get coffee or use the bathroom because of the calls.

That's not so bad then. I've been ringing people all morning demanding money with menaces....

 

[charmed1]

That's not so bad then. I've been ringing people all morning demanding money with menaces....

Don't call me asking for money. I have none and only wish to talk about naughty things.

 

[lovemonster]

Don't call me asking for money. I have none and only wish to talk about naughty things.

Are you offering me phone sex????

 

[charmed1]

Are you offering me phone sex????

Um...well, I, uh....

I have no money so I was just saying that if you called demanding money, I'd have to give you what I do have.

 

[lovemonster]

Um...well, I, uh....

I have no money so I was just saying that if you called demanding money, I'd have to give you what I do have.

And there's you telling me on the other thread you have no kinks....tsk tsk....

OK, so how good are you? Will it be worth the money??

 

[charmed1]

And there's you telling me on the other thread you have no kinks....tsk tsk....

OK, so how good are you? Will it be worth the money??

That is not a kink.

I'm good. Very good. Worth every penny. However, it wouldn't cost you much as I have a UK number.

I had to get something to keep tabs on GS and his clown/nun chasing.

 

[lovemonster]

That is not a kink.

I'm good. Very good. Worth every penny. However, it wouldn't cost you much as I have a UK number.

I had to get something to keep tabs on GS and his clown/nun chasing.

Yeah yeah.....I hear the way you do phone sex is definitely a kink.....

Hang on, if I'm chasing you for money, it shouldn't be costing me anything!!!!

You pretend to be Coco the Clown when you do it with GS don't you. Admit it.

 

[charmed1]

Yeah yeah.....I hear the way you do phone sex is definitely a kink.....

Hang on, if I'm chasing you for money, it shouldn't be costing me anything!!!!

You pretend to be Coco the Clown when you do it with GS don't you. Admit it.

You can chase me but not for money.

I don't bend to his kinks during phone sex. I send him the links on MSN and let him indulge in privacy. I'm good and all but I just can't make that honking sound that clowns make, ya know? I'm a failure at clown sex roleplay

 

[Golden_Silence]

You can chase me but not for money.

I don't bend to his kinks during phone sex. I send him the links on MSN and let him indulge in privacy. I'm good and all but I just can't make that honking sound that clowns make, ya know? I'm a failure at clown sex roleplay

You got me in fits here - I am so gonna do you when I see you girly

 

[Golden_Silence]

And as for the demanding money with menaces....

I have been promised all of £30k today... only took 2 calls

 

[lovemonster]

You can chase me but not for money.

I don't bend to his kinks during phone sex. I send him the links on MSN and let him indulge in privacy. I'm good and all but I just can't make that honking sound that clowns make, ya know? I'm a failure at clown sex roleplay

Oooh, I like the sound of that

You want to buy one of those honking horns, I'm surprised you didn't think of it before....and of course, you have to send pics of you dressed up in the wig and baggy trousers so he has those to look at while you're honking at him....

 

[lovemonster]

And as for the demanding money with menaces....

I have been promised all of £30k today... only took 2 calls

Lend us a fiver...

 

[charmed1]

You got me in fits here - I am so gonna do you when I see you girly

Do me? Really? What exactly (be specific,please...in my PM box if you need to ) are you going to "do" to me?

 

[charmed1]

Oooh, I like the sound of that

You want to buy one of those honking horns, I'm surprised you didn't think of it before....and of course, you have to send pics of you dressed up in the wig and baggy trousers so he has those to look at while you're honking at him....

No horns...and no baggy pants. My ass is starting to take on a very nice shape and I won't be covering up all my hard work.

*shudders* just the thought...yuck.

I'd wear a nun's habit for him tho....as long as I didn'thave to wear panties underneath.

 

[lovemonster]

No horns...and no baggy pants. My ass is starting to take on a very nice shape and I won't be covering up all my hard work.

*shudders* just the thought...yuck.

I'd wear a nun's habit for him tho....as long as I didn'thave to wear panties underneath.

LOL, it's not like he's gonna see you on the phone....unless you have one of those video ones....

 

[Golden_Silence]

LOL, it's not like he's gonna see you on the phone....unless you have one of those video ones....

What Webcams are for

 

[lovemonster]

What Webcams are for

Now you'd just love to see her in the clown outfit, wouldn't you GS??

 

[charmed1]

What Webcams are for

*nods*

 

[Golden_Silence]

Now you'd just love to see her in the clown outfit, wouldn't you GS??

No Clown Outfit

No Nun Outfit

Just a charmed outfit

And.... I win for the day

 

[charmed1]

No Clown Outfit

No Nun Outfit

Just a charmed outfit

And.... I win for the day

You wish

 

[Golden_Silence]

You wish

Damn... you got here quick

 

[charmed1]

Damn... you got here quick

When you least expect it....

 

[Golden_Silence]

When you least expect it....

I know.. I gotta keep my eyes open with you around

 

[charmed1]

I know.. I gotta keep my eyes open with you around

That would be a good idea