The Last Word Thread

[Kylan]

Ok, Kylan, are you giving LoveMonster a hard time again?

Why. Patty!! You know poor lil' ole me could never contemplate giving a woman a hard time. I like to be flexible.

He'd love to give me a hard time Patty....

Actually, I was thinking about using the my fibreglass cane. It's quite flexible, not in the least bit hard. It raises such beautiful lines.

 

[lovemonster]

Actually, I was thinking about using the my fibreglass cane. It's quite flexible, not in the least bit hard. It raises such beautiful lines.

Ohh, not the leather belt this time then?

 

[Kylan]

Ohh, not the leather belt this time then?

Tell you what, I'll be diplomatic.

You tell me which you prefer and I may use the other.

 

[lovemonster]

Tell you what, I'll be diplomatic.

You tell me which you prefer and I may use the other.

LOL, you and diplomatic don't make easy bedfellows....

 

[Kylan]

LOL, you and diplomatic don't make easy bedfellows....

I didn't know you knew 'diplomatic'

She promised me she'd create an alt and never again mention what should never be mentioned.

 

[lovemonster]

I didn't know you knew 'diplomatic'

She promised me she'd create an alt and never again mention what should never be mentioned.

She's very loose-lipped....but then I suspect you know that already

 

[Kylan]

She's very loose-lipped....but then I suspect you know that already

Yup, I was always concerned going for a ride in an open-top car with her. If I drove too fast, I was scared the wind might get up she'd have slapped herself until she was killed to death.

 

[lovemonster]

Yup, I was always concerned going for a ride in an open-top car with her. If I drove too fast, I was scared the wind might get up she'd have slapped herself until she was killed to death.

You should have told her to keep her legs closed then

 

[Kylan]

You should have told her to keep her legs closed then

You know me, I'm far too much of a gentleman to suggest such a thing.

 

[lovemonster]

You know me, I'm far too much of a gentleman to suggest such a thing.

Of course you are....n't

 

[Kylan]

Of course you are....n't

I am so. You really mustn't listen to rumours that you started.

I always let her open the door for me, carry half the shopping, pay exactly half the bill when we go out for dinner...all the things I read in 'Cosmopolitan' that a modern gentleman would do.

 

[lovemonster]

I am so. You really mustn't listen to rumours that you started.

I always let her open the door for me, carry half the shopping, pay exactly half the bill when we go out for dinner...all the things I read in 'Cosmopolitan' that a modern gentleman would do.

I'm sure I didn't start that particular rumour. It was Patty that told me that one

 

[Kylan]

I'm sure I didn't start that particular rumour. It was Patty that told me that one

Really? And which particular rumour did you start then?

 

[PassionatePatty]

Really? And which particular rumour did you start then?

Kylan, LM would not start rumours now! I know this because she said so!

 

[lovemonster]

Really? And which particular rumour did you start then?

Just the one about you being a big softy and wearing dresses at the weekend...

 

[Kylan]

Kylan, LM would not start rumours now! I know this because she said so!

So!! It was you that started them rumours, Patty. It's O.k though, we can still be good friends of a friend of a friend. We can file restraining orders and everything.

 

[Kylan]

Just the one about you being a big softy and wearing dresses at the weekend...

Damn, I knew I shouldn't have told you that. There goes my Internet reputation.

I shall do the only thing that one can do when faced with Internet exposure...

*scurries off to create alt*

 

[lovemonster]

Damn, I knew I shouldn't have told you that. There goes my Internet reputation.

I shall do the only thing that one can do when faced with Internet exposure...

*scurries off to create alt*

You mean it wasn't a rumour after all?

 

[charmed1]

You mean it wasn't a rumour after all?

Are you telling secrets?

 

[PassionatePatty]

Who is starting rumours again, Kylan?

 

[lovemonster]

Someone started a rumour that I'd won this thread.

So I thought I better confirm it's true

 

[charmed1]

Someone started a rumour that I'd won this thread.

So I thought I better confirm it's true

It was all just rumor and speculation.

 

[lovemonster]

It was all just rumor and speculation.

Not at all, I've confirmed it!

 

[charmed1]

Not at all, I've confirmed it!

You've confirmed a lie?

 

[lovemonster]

You've confirmed a lie?

It can't be a lie if it's the truth..