The LATINA Thread!!!

[BethAnn38]

What a sexy look

 

[settledseas]

 

[BenDover4]

 

[MrEd63]

She is absolutely fucking beautiful

 

[BethAnn38]

Gorgeous.

 

[LizVegas79]

I'm not suppose to tell you all this yet, but a lot of us women are pretty fed up with how you guys keep screwing everything up all over the world with your wars and your politics and your who's-cock-is-bigger bullshit.

We had a meeting.

I've got Good News and I've got Bad News.

The Good News is we've come up with a new ultimate secret weapon: Asian-Latina women. They are going to start take over the world any day now and you're not going to mind at all.

The Bad News is the term 'short-tempered' is going to have a whole new meaning and any resistance will not be tolerated (okay some of you pervs are going to like that last part too )

It won't be so bad. I promise. I'm actually really looking forward to it!

 

[sethp]

Wow

All this time I’ve been a fan of yours and never knew you were Latina lol. Awesome!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I'm not suppose to tell you all this yet, but a lot of us women are pretty fed up with how you guys keep screwing everything up all over the world with your wars and your politics and your who's-cock-is-bigger bullshit.

We had a meeting.

I've got Good News and I've got Bad News.

The Good News is we've come up with a new ultimate secret weapon: Asian-Latina women. They are going to start take over the world any day now and you're not going to mind at all.

The Bad News is the term 'short-tempered' is going to have a whole new meaning and any resistance will not be tolerated (okay some of you pervs are going to like that last part too )

It won't be so bad. I promise. I'm actually really looking forward to it!

I surrender.

And, I will talk. Eventually.

 

[LizVegas79]

All this time I’ve been a fan of yours and never knew you were Latina lol. Awesome!

Well, only half Latina. I wish my other half was Asian though. I could maybe be the Queen of somewhere nice instead of just an adviser!

I surrender.

And, I will talk. Eventually.

We know you will, sweetie.

The other Good News I forgot to mention is we've discovered several fun new ways to get guys to do WHATEVER we want whenever we say too.

I'm totally on board with this. Frankly I'm a little tired of running the world. It's a thankless job and hasn't been going all that well.

I'm not suppose to tell you this yet either, but I can promise you that there will be some very, VERY pleasant rewards for those who agree to a smooth transition of power.

 

[Desperado1775]

I really don't consider any of that bad news. I am actually looking forward to it. Takes a lot off of my shoulders.

 

[LizVegas79]

I really don't consider any of that bad news. I am actually looking forward to it. Takes a lot off of my shoulders.

You don't? You've obviously led a very sensible, sheltered life and never pissed off a Latina or an Asian woman before.

I definitely advise that you do NOT start now!

The new hybrids we're rolling out are going to be very (VERY imho) pleasant to look at but I promise you they will go from zero to crazy mad freaking out bitch faster than you can guard your balls!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

You don't? You've obviously led a very sensible, sheltered life and never pissed off a Latina or an Asian woman before.

I definitely advise that you do NOT start now!

The new hybrids we're rolling out are going to be very (VERY imho) pleasant to look at but I promise you they will go from zero to crazy mad freaking out bitch faster than you can guard your balls!

Yeah, but after...once she's gotten it all out of her system and regained her calm demeanor, but her blood is still boiling...that makes a minor rant worthwhile.

I'll wear a cup. Well, a cup and a half. (Better safe than sorry)

 

[LizVegas79]

Yeah, but after...once she's gotten it all out of her system and regained her calm demeanor, but her blood is still boiling...that makes a minor rant worthwhile.

I'll wear a cup. Well, a cup and a half. (Better safe than sorry)

Well that's true. We have tried to program them all to be EXTRA VERY apologetic for freaking out afterwards. You just have to find a way to survive the first fifteen minutes of the well armed, karate expert, emotional disintegration - that's going to be the hard part!

 

[LizVegas79]

Yep, sorry guys. But these new Latina-Asian hybrids we've developed are going to change the world!

 

[goldenpalomino]

Yep, sorry guys. But these new Latina-Asian hybrids we've developed are going to change the world!

Madre de Dios! You hold the key to manverse!

 

[BenDover4]

 

[settledseas]

 

[settledseas]

 

[settledseas]

 

[BenDover4]

 

[UncutLV]

I've been a member of Lit for two, almost three years now I think.

I vaguely remember a Latina thread when I first joined but it either disappeared and died or I was imagining it.

Well, as a 37 year old Latina (50% anyway) I hereby am starting a thread for any and all Latina fans out there. I know some of you want all of us deported, but others of you really seem to like us, or at least looking at us!

This thread is dedicated to all the sexy, stylish, sultry and outrageous Latina and yes, sexy, sultry Latin men out there!

If it's not what you prefer for a sexual partner, here is the Blonde thread.

Otherwise, here are a couple of pics of one of my all-time favorite Latinas and personal role models to get things started ....

Also, guys if you wouldn't mind sharing what it is you like/love about Latinas or favorite Latina girlfriend/wife stories that would be awesome and help not make this just another porno pic thread.

Girls, same thing ... any sexy kinky stories about your Latin lovers are most welcome too!

@LizVegas79

Your messages are full, delete some so I can message you.

 

[goldenpalomino]

 

[BenDover4]

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[BethAnn38]

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Gorgeous

 

[TheOnlyOneLeft4You]

Confidence demands attention