the -let's talk about weird shit - post!!!

[Stonedagger]

lav

I believe it - after isn't this the weird shit category?
Seriously - did they shave alot?
male/female?


if it is cold in space then why not have a sex power space station - alright who wants to volunteer??

 

[lavender]

 

[Renegade]

Wonder if members with split personality disorder post under multiple names without even knowing it? Would explain why I keep getting email being sent to Ambrosious.

 

[Stonedagger]

renegade

yes

 

[Renegade]

Cool. Now, if I could just figure out how to get rid of that annoying "12:00" that keeps blinking on my VCR. The tape I use to cover it with keeps falling off.

 

[Stonedagger]

renegade

your timing is perfect!!
LOL!!!
Your killing me!!



if the turtle crossed the road only to find that the damn rabbit was dead - would he continue to run the race?

 

[Mustang Sally]

Re: renegade

if the turtle crossed the road only to find that the damn rabbit was dead - would he continue to run the race?

I think he would. But the chicken would probably beat him.

 

[Stonedagger]

naw

the chicken is being cornholed by the weasel..

 

[Stonedagger]

if i had to choose

between loving a real woman as opposed to a dead playboy bunny - who would i choose - well the real woman of course - I am weird not Sick - i like em alive and still with a heart beat!!

 

[Stonedagger]

hummmm

have you ever noticed that just when alot of people are hoping a thread dies off - some jack-ass comes back for a warm weekend of seadooing and re-ignites it? Now I wonder who that could be??


- also have you ever notcied that when you are just starting to have fun- you have to go home???

What about - just when you were finally ready to build up the nerve (as a teen) to go to second, third or home base - your parents used to come in from their evening out!! I hated that!!! HEHEHEHE

 

[PacificBlue]

Re: hummmm

What about - just when you were finally ready to build up the nerve (as a teen) to go to second, third or home base - your parents used to come in from their evening out!! I hated that!!! HEHEHEHE

Would somebody pppllllluuuuuueeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzeeeeeeee explain the "bases" thing to me...what do they stand for???

 

[Stonedagger]

well

FIRST BASE - just getting started - necking - kissing, a little petting over the clothes

SECOND BASE- hand goin under the top - nice bra ya got the PB

THIRD BASE - well now kinda nice thong and opps no thong - nice......
HOME RUN - if you need to know that one - come'on oover to my house to watch a some baseball!!!!

 

[PacificBlue]

Re: well

FIRST BASE - just getting started - necking - kissing, a little petting over the clothes

SECOND BASE- hand goin under the top - nice bra ya got the PB

THIRD BASE - well now kinda nice thong and opps no thong - nice......
HOME RUN - if you need to know that one - come'on oover to my house to watch a some baseball!!!!

do I slide into home or do you??? I don't think I'm quite clear on this.

 

[Stonedagger]

hummm

i think we both try to slide into the home stretch together!!!

But depends who' is on top!!!!!

 

[PacificBlue]

Re: hummm

i think we both try to slide into the home stretch together!!!

But depends who' is on top!!!!!

mmmmmmmmm...what an incredibly wonderful predicament to be in...SLIDE BABY SLIDE!!!

 

[Stonedagger]

Re: Re: hummm

mmmmmmmmm...what an incredibly wonderful predicament to be in...SLIDE BABY SLIDE!!!

sliding!!!!!

 

[PacificBlue]

sliding!!!!!

I'm think I'm gonna need a cold shower after this! What a shameless flirt I am...


BTW - KEEP SLIDING!!!

 

[Stonedagger]

hey me too

I'm think I'm gonna need a cold shower after this! What a shameless flirt I am...


BTW - KEEP SLIDING!!!

only problem - we shower together kinda defeats the purpose to a cold shower - ahhh what the hell - let's shower *evil grin*

 

[Stonedagger]

thinking

What would the world be like without sex???


Probably a damn bit quieter!!!!




Did you ever wonder why nurses are so bitchy - they are old and most of them are afraid that they will get treated the same way they treat their patients now - in afew years - Sorry a shitty day at work!

 

[PacificBlue]

Re: hey me too

only problem - we shower together kinda defeats the purpose to a cold shower - ahhh what the hell - let's shower *evil grin*

A man after my own heart...into "water conservation"..heh, heh, heh

 

[PacificBlue]

Re: thinking

Sorry a shitty day at work!

aaawww...cmere' let me massage away the trouble...

*rub* *knead* *rub* *knead*

 

[Stonedagger]

Re: Re: thinking

aaawww...cmere' let me massage away the trouble...

*rub* *knead* *rub* *knead*

oh yess - likes to shower together AND gives a killer massage!!

 

[PacificBlue]

oh yess - likes to shower together AND gives a killer massage!!

I think we should start with the massage first cause you'll be all oily and then I'll be all oily cause we'll be...you get the picture

 

[Stonedagger]

hehehe

well the 'dagger had got to run - gonna be late for soccer !!!!

 

[Stonedagger]

HEHEHE

Well now that I am well rested after a bit o the holiday spirit!


Do you ever wonder why bumblebees always seem to pick out the sweeetest person and try to sting them? Is it because they are sweet and the bee wants them , is it because the person is sweeter than the honey that the bees could make? Or do the bees only like to bite people who taste good - I think if i was a bee i would only bite good smelling people too!