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Lisa Denton said:Damn!! If I had a penis I'd feel small, where did you get that!
vella_ms said:
vella_ms said:


perdita said:Lisa, hon, even though I swore you were a Roumanian-Albanian refugee stuck in China, the adoption's gonna take a while. In the meantime, don't give them the satisfaction of your ire. Make 'em vomit you up, make 'em binge'n'purge til their tonsils need to be taken out. I know you can figure out how to do that. That's my gurl.
love, Mum![]()
Liar said:um...
what
the
boogie
woogie
is
going
on
here
?

vella_ms said:
Dranoel said:
Dranoel said:
Lisa Denton said:This whole thingie started cause me and Og was communicating via computer keyboard to an intelligent spider. He was standing on different keys trying to spell stuff, maybe he fucked up, o.k., I guess there is a slight chance I fucked up. But in the interests of scientific discovery I thought the spider was saying he wanted to have sex with Og and this other prettygirltypespider, and I suugested Og videotape it for like the discovery channel or something. It was all innocent and scientific and all but somehow got blowed outtaa damn proportion and I am making spelling mistakes and i never make spellin mistakes and it was probably the damn spiders fault cause he couldn't spell worth a shit.

Lisa Denton said:This whole thingie started cause me and Og was communicating via computer keyboard to an intelligent spider. He was standing on different keys trying to spell stuff, maybe he fucked up, o.k., I guess there is a slight chance I fucked up. But in the interests of scientific discovery I thought the spider was saying he wanted to have sex with Og and this other prettygirltypespider, and I suugested Og videotape it for like the discovery channel or something. It was all innocent and scientific and all but somehow got blowed outtaa damn proportion and I am making spelling mistakes and i never make spellin mistakes and it was probably the damn spiders fault cause he couldn't spell worth a shit.

Lisa Denton said:This whole thingie started cause me and Og was communicating via computer keyboard to an intelligent spider. He was standing on different keys trying to spell stuff, maybe he fucked up, o.k., I guess there is a slight chance I fucked up. But in the interests of scientific discovery I thought the spider was saying he wanted to have sex with Og and this other prettygirltypespider, and I suugested Og videotape it for like the discovery channel or something. It was all innocent and scientific and all but somehow got blowed outtaa damn proportion and I am making spelling mistakes and i never make spellin mistakes and it was probably the damn spiders fault cause he couldn't spell worth a shit.
Um. Ok. http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/sprachlos/speechless-smiley-003.gifTatelou said:Lisa
is
getting
roasted
and
eaten.
Yum.
Yum.
Oops, her Mum's here now. We'll leave her important bits, honest!!!
Lou![]()
perdita said:Lisa, hon, even though I swore you were a Roumanian-Albanian refugee stuck in China, the adoption's gonna take a while. In the meantime, don't give them the satisfaction of your ire. Make 'em vomit you up, make 'em binge'n'purge til their tonsils need to be taken out. I know you can figure out how to do that. That's my gurl.
love, Mum![]()