The Lisa Denton International Roast.

Mum's here

Lisa, hon, even though I swore you were a Roumanian-Albanian refugee stuck in China, the adoption's gonna take a while. In the meantime, don't give them the satisfaction of your ire. Make 'em vomit you up, make 'em binge'n'purge til their tonsils need to be taken out. I know you can figure out how to do that. That's my gurl.

love, Mum :kiss:
 
um...

what

the

boogie

woogie

is

going

on

here

?
 
Re: Mum's here

perdita said:
Lisa, hon, even though I swore you were a Roumanian-Albanian refugee stuck in China, the adoption's gonna take a while. In the meantime, don't give them the satisfaction of your ire. Make 'em vomit you up, make 'em binge'n'purge til their tonsils need to be taken out. I know you can figure out how to do that. That's my gurl.

love, Mum :kiss:

sigh..
http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/wc/toilet-puke.gif
 
Liar said:
um...

what

the

boogie

woogie

is

going

on

here

?

Lisa

is

getting

roasted

and

eaten.

Yum.

Yum.

Oops, her Mum's here now. We'll leave her important bits, honest!!!

Lou :D
 
This whole thingie started cause me and Og was communicating via computer keyboard to an intelligent spider. He was standing on different keys trying to spell stuff, maybe he fucked up, o.k., I guess there is a slight chance I fucked up. But in the interests of scientific discovery I thought the spider was saying he wanted to have sex with Og and this other prettygirltypespider, and I suugested Og videotape it for like the discovery channel or something. It was all innocent and scientific and all but somehow got blowed outtaa damn proportion and I am making spelling mistakes and i never make spellin mistakes and it was probably the damn spiders fault cause he couldn't spell worth a shit.
 
Lisa Denton said:
This whole thingie started cause me and Og was communicating via computer keyboard to an intelligent spider. He was standing on different keys trying to spell stuff, maybe he fucked up, o.k., I guess there is a slight chance I fucked up. But in the interests of scientific discovery I thought the spider was saying he wanted to have sex with Og and this other prettygirltypespider, and I suugested Og videotape it for like the discovery channel or something. It was all innocent and scientific and all but somehow got blowed outtaa damn proportion and I am making spelling mistakes and i never make spellin mistakes and it was probably the damn spiders fault cause he couldn't spell worth a shit.

Wanna hug, babe? :rose:
 
Lisa Denton said:
This whole thingie started cause me and Og was communicating via computer keyboard to an intelligent spider. He was standing on different keys trying to spell stuff, maybe he fucked up, o.k., I guess there is a slight chance I fucked up. But in the interests of scientific discovery I thought the spider was saying he wanted to have sex with Og and this other prettygirltypespider, and I suugested Og videotape it for like the discovery channel or something. It was all innocent and scientific and all but somehow got blowed outtaa damn proportion and I am making spelling mistakes and i never make spellin mistakes and it was probably the damn spiders fault cause he couldn't spell worth a shit.

The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the little pout... :p
 
Lisa Denton said:
This whole thingie started cause me and Og was communicating via computer keyboard to an intelligent spider. He was standing on different keys trying to spell stuff, maybe he fucked up, o.k., I guess there is a slight chance I fucked up. But in the interests of scientific discovery I thought the spider was saying he wanted to have sex with Og and this other prettygirltypespider, and I suugested Og videotape it for like the discovery channel or something. It was all innocent and scientific and all but somehow got blowed outtaa damn proportion and I am making spelling mistakes and i never make spellin mistakes and it was probably the damn spiders fault cause he couldn't spell worth a shit.

Did the spider tell you to say that?:rolleyes:
 
Tatelou said:
Lisa

is

getting

roasted

and

eaten.

Yum.

Yum.

Oops, her Mum's here now. We'll leave her important bits, honest!!!

Lou :D
Um. Ok. http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/sprachlos/speechless-smiley-003.gif

Is it all right if I just go hide until you're done? It's almost midnight here, and still a little bit too early in the morning for that kinda thing.

If you need me, I'm under a blanket or something. (Preferrably Dampy's if I can find it.)
 
Re: Mum's here

perdita said:
Lisa, hon, even though I swore you were a Roumanian-Albanian refugee stuck in China, the adoption's gonna take a while. In the meantime, don't give them the satisfaction of your ire. Make 'em vomit you up, make 'em binge'n'purge til their tonsils need to be taken out. I know you can figure out how to do that. That's my gurl.

love, Mum :kiss:

Eeeeeeeeeeewh!! Yuk!!!
 
This is fun, who can we roast next time???

Maybe someone we can actuallly talk about!!!:cool:
 
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