The Lisa Denton International Roast.

[Guest]

Dranoel, where are you gettin all these exclamation points, I mean, what would you do if I had a climax point right here and now?

I'd be right there to lick you clean.

I tried to tell you three pages ago:

www.google.com

Image search

"Exclamation point"

http://www.inmagine.com/thumbnails/Blinkstock/bstock051/s1716086.jpg

 

[Lisa Denton]

I'd be right there to lick you clean.

I tried to tell you three pages ago:

www.google.com

Image search

"Exclamation point"

http://www.inmagine.com/thumbnails/Blinkstock/bstock051/s1716086.jpg

Sorry, when I would hit the refresh it would spit up and do wacko stuff. I saw exclamation points flyin by.

 

[Guest]

Sorry, when I would hit the refresh it would spit up and do wacko stuff. I saw exclamation points flyin by.

Oooopps! Sorry that was me. And those weren't exclamation points.

http://www.funnygreetings.com/exclamation_lg_blk.gif

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

Damn, I just read through the entire postings since I've been away awhile and I am rolling. Roasting Lisa? At least somebody threw in the corn. Of course she's putting the cobs to use already.

And from Texas? Hopefully Lisa, you don't live in any of these Texas cities that have these Texas laws.

Dallas
It's illegal to possess realistic dildos. You'll be in trouble for this one I'm sure. But are corn cobs realistic. lol

Houston
Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. So who's got the ice?

Port Arthur
Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator. And surely don't light a match if Lisa does.

San Antonio
It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands. I'm willing to bet you're in trouble on this one Lisa. Shall we get out the handcuffs? lol


Happy Roast Lisa.

 

[Guest]

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[Liar]

San Antonio
It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

Leg-humping still ok?

 

[Guest]

Leg-humping still ok?

Liar

PMSL..

love it!

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

Leg humping seems okay for now. But Lisa may make it illegal before we know it. lol

 

[Lisa Denton]

Huh?

 

[doormouse]

I thought i was the only one that leg humped around here...

 

[Lisa Denton]

I thought i was the only one that leg humped around here...

Doormouse help!!! They been roasting me and swillin beers and throwin coleslaw on my ass an stuff. And worse of all they made fun o my lil exclamation points.
P.S. Thank you for commenting on my stories.

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

I thought i was the only one that leg humped around here...

Damn honey. You mean we've just be leg humping?

 

[doormouse]

Maybe we need the ferocious one in here lol

(and LOVED your stories... warn me when you release ch.3 so I can have fresh batteries ready )

 

[Lisa Denton]

Maybe we need the ferocious one in here lol

(and LOVED your stories... warn me when you release ch.3 so I can have fresh batteries ready )

Thanks, I have one almost ready but its a sidetrack. You still might need batteries.

 

[boxofrocks]

I thought only trolls were roasted

 

[Guest]

Lisa.. sexy vixen..
your sense of humor is awesome and im very glad that there are people like you in the world.. who make even me look sane.

es your smokin inner thigh good night

 

[Guest]

I thought only trolls were roasted

Roasted troll?

Ickey-poo.

 

[Honey123]

Okay, I'm back for some food...hey, what's left?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Huh?

A typical blonde response.

 

[Just-Legal]

Ooo! Roast!

*makes like she is putting fire out*

Ooopsie, that was VODKA, not water...

*hunts down her packet of ciggies*

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

A typical blonde response.

You mean Lisa is blonde? I'm sooooooooooooo confused. lol

 

[Honey123]

You mean Lisa is blonde? I'm sooooooooooooo confused. lol

Well, I would say right about now she's a smokey blonde...

 

[Lisa Denton]

Lisa.. sexy vixen..
your sense of humor is awesome and im very glad that there are people like you in the world.. who make even me look sane.

es your smokin inner thigh good night

Thank you vella, just thinking of you kissing my inner thigh caused a spontaneous combustion nearby, ashes to ashes, lust to lust............................................................

 

[shereads]

Is this anything like the International House of Pancakes?

I'm craving pancakes.