tigerlilyxx
Innocent Devil
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... How?God damn right!
You say this like it is a bad thing. You have no idea how often that simple fact can be used to get a man laid.![]()
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... How?God damn right!
You say this like it is a bad thing. You have no idea how often that simple fact can be used to get a man laid.![]()
Alas, my life has no purpose then. I have no woman to keep warm...
*swigs melodramatically from his now-nearly-empty rum bottle*
Firmhanded_Daddy said:God damn right!
Eyes the rum and shudders.
I'd offer to let you keep me warm, but I do that pretty well myself.
Tsk, Mr Teddy Bear, no more rum!
I think I'm allergic, actually. Can't drink any amount without throwing up. And I have a phobia of throwing up. So. No, not a fan.Why the shudder? Not a fan?
*finishes said liquor*
You're right. Besides, it's digital and I apparently didn't have to be drunk to hit a damned deer on the road.
Why the shudder? Not a fan?
*finishes said liquor*
You're right. Besides, it's digital and I apparently didn't have to be drunk to hit a damned deer on the road.
I think I'm allergic, actually. Can't drink any amount without throwing up. And I have a phobia of throwing up. So. No, not a fan.
I think I'm allergic, actually. Can't drink any amount without throwing up. And I have a phobia of throwing up. So. No, not a fan.
You're okay? How's your car?I'm sorry about that!
Duly noted. No rum for Lily. Good thing I usually prefer whiskey.
I'm fine. Car's fine-ish. Fender's fucked but that's about it.
Lesson is: always pay for full coverage. Liability covers not much.
Took my rugby team a while to remember... Grumbles.Duly noted. No rum for Lily. Good thing I usually prefer whiskey.
I'm fine. Car's fine-ish. Fender's fucked but that's about it.
Lesson is: always pay for full coverage. Liability covers not much.
Took my rugby team a while to remember... Grumbles.
I gotta go to bed. You are all wonderful human beings. Have wonderful nights/mornings!
slips in, falls to the couch and lays there, practicing her breathing
hi...all! is muffled by the cushions
Took my rugby team a while to remember... Grumbles.
I gotta go to bed. You are all wonderful human beings. Have wonderful nights/mornings!
Miss_Vivi said:slips in, falls to the couch and lays there, practicing her breathing
hi...all! is muffled by the cushions
slips in, falls to the couch and lays there, practicing her breathing
hi...all! is muffled by the cushions
... How?
night <3
Having some trouble?![]()
grins and takes her sister some water
That was me not long ago...
giggles
points at her without looking up
I will hurt you.
sits up a little to sip, then giggles at her sister
You gonna be ok there kiddo?
No. I hate all Daddy faces right now.
All of you.
There's a moratorium on my ability to take matters into my own hands for the next four days. I'm going to die.
Going.
To.
Die.
No. I hate all Daddy faces right now.
All of you.
There's a moratorium on my ability to take matters into my own hands for the next four days. I'm going to die.
Going.
To.
Die.
Uh ok....
: not quite sure of what to make ot things. :
Laughs
That sounded like "Daddy you should call me in the near future" to me.
Then ask, dork.![]()
No. I hate all Daddy faces right now.
All of you.
There's a moratorium on my ability to take matters into my own hands for the next four days. I'm going to die.
Going.
To.
Die.