JadeKnight
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He's always confused. It's a fact of his existence.
Jade have you met Scuttles?
Scuttles. Jade.
You're both special.![]()
: waves to Scuttle :
Hey man. And in what way would I be special Vi?
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He's always confused. It's a fact of his existence.
Jade have you met Scuttles?
Scuttles. Jade.
You're both special.![]()
snickers
Allow me to make it easier for you Daddy.
Basically.. I'm in charge.
Besides, look!
She's clearly asking for it.
*stands up and stretches sore muscles*
I really need to stop sleeping in this damned chair. And I highly doubt hearing your squeal would do anything to decrease her level of pinching.
Seriously doubt this.
see?
: waves to Scuttle :
Hey man. And in what way would I be special Vi?

You put Ambien in your Pez dispenser again, didn't you?
: waves to Scuttle :
Hey man. And in what way would I be special Vi?
Vivi has a Pez dispenser?
...is it a Pony Pez dispenser?
Cause you're pretty.![]()
: raises an eyebrow :
Uh huh. I'm pretty? since when are guys considered being pretty?
You put Ambien in your Pez dispenser again, didn't you?
Vivi has a Pez dispenser?
...is it a Pony Pez dispenser?
pokes head in with a curious expression
Now what on earth is going on in-
spots Scuttles
...nevermind. All makes sense now.
giggles
: raises an eyebrow :
Uh huh. I'm pretty? since when are guys considered being pretty?
Scuttle Buttin' said:As if she'd have any other kind.
Britwitch said:pokes head in with a curious expression
Now what on earth is going on in-
spots Scuttles
...nevermind. All makes sense now.
giggles
pokes head in with a curious expression
Now what on earth is going on in-
spots Scuttles
...nevermind. All makes sense now.
giggles
Vivi has a Pez dispenser?
...is it a Pony Pez dispenser?
: raises an eyebrow :
Uh huh. I'm pretty? since when are guys considered being pretty?
Just go with it. It's going to be so much easier that way.
Of course.
Tess. You like ponies?
Do we need to have a talk about assigning gender values to both words and ideas..?
points at Jade
In this case Daddy might be right.
Or I can lecture.
I like lecturing.
But Freek stole my soapbox.
Best.
Idea.
Ever!
dashes off to do this, but then remembers she doesn't have any ambien, and comes back with a pout.
Nope, I don't have ambien Daddy, which means you're awake and I'm in charge.
*eyes the bunny with the suspicious freckles*
You missed some air punching!
: hmms and grins, pouncing on the Brit. :
Of course.
Tess. You like ponies?
eyes him back
Nooooo! Awww, I do love my air punching!
Oooof!
is pounced
Was it not me who said we needed pony t-shirts?!!!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mae9la0H4v1rcx99ro1_250.gif
AND OH MY GOD IT TOOK FOREVER TO POST THAT.
: laughs and shakes his head :
I don't have an argument to go against that right now.
