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I produce a large bottle of oil and looks around.

"We definitely need a trampoline and I used to wrestle."

Dives on the ground and attempts to put the bottle of oil in a headlock. Somehow the bottle is struggling and there is much foolish rolling around. Finally pins the bottle and looks back at the provided example of oil wrestling.

"I may or may not have misunderstood."
 
I produce a large bottle of oil and looks around.

"We definitely need a trampoline and I used to wrestle."

Dives on the ground and attempts to put the bottle of oil in a headlock. Somehow the bottle is struggling and there is much foolish rolling around. Finally pins the bottle and looks back at the provided example of oil wrestling.

"I may or may not have misunderstood."

I really liked this.
 
We will put in a trampoline after the boys take up oil wrestling.

EDIT- Ahem

Grins at Vivi I'll do oil westling, or jello, or whatever. It actually has to be wrestling, which is NOT going on in most of those pictures. That's more like trying to pluck the Cherrie from the top of the sundae
 
I produce a large bottle of oil and looks around.

"We definitely need a trampoline and I used to wrestle."

Dives on the ground and attempts to put the bottle of oil in a headlock. Somehow the bottle is struggling and there is much foolish rolling around. Finally pins the bottle and looks back at the provided example of oil wrestling.

"I may or may not have misunderstood."

You get mad points for creativity.
 
Grins at Vivi I'll do oil westling, or jello, or whatever. It actually has to be wrestling, which is NOT going on in most of those pictures. That's more like trying to pluck the Cherrie from the top of the sundae

laughs

That's totally wrestling! Don't judge other cultures!
 
I produce a large bottle of oil and looks around.

"We definitely need a trampoline and I used to wrestle."

Dives on the ground and attempts to put the bottle of oil in a headlock. Somehow the bottle is struggling and there is much foolish rolling around. Finally pins the bottle and looks back at the provided example of oil wrestling.

"I may or may not have misunderstood."

I really liked this.

You get mad points for creativity.

Is it wrong I want to ring a bell and declare round two open so I can see more?

grins
 
Is it wrong I want to ring a bell and declare round two open so I can see more?

grins

An announcer's voice booms down from a speaker somewhere above, "After much deliberation, by special request we bring you. Round two of oil wrestling!"

I look up as if mildly annoyed and surprised and as if this definitely was not my idea somehow. Then I dive at the bottle of oil. There are throws, holds, and counters executed by sides. The match seems near its end as I wrap my hands around the neck of the bottle and throttle it.

Suddenly, we flip over and the bottle strikes the wall popping the cap off. The contents of the bottle of olive oil empty out over my head and I drop it.

"No fair. He's fighting dirty!"
 
An announcer's voice booms down from a speaker somewhere above, "After much deliberation, by special request we bring you. Round two of oil wrestling!"

I look up as if mildly annoyed and surprised and as if this definitely was not my idea somehow. Then I dive at the bottle of oil. There are throws, holds, and counters executed by sides. The match seems near its end as I wrap my hands around the neck of the bottle and throttle it.

Suddenly, we flip over and the bottle strikes the wall popping the cap off. The contents of the bottle of olive oil empty out over my head and I drop it.

"No fair. He's fighting dirty!"

giggles and watches eagerly from her armchair, elbows on knees, chin in palm

thrilling at the power struggle between man...and bottle...

sighing a little dreamily as the match seems to reach it's oily climax
 
I just want to know who's going to be the first person to slip and fall in the oil.

And how hard I'm going to laugh when it happens.
 
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