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Around here anymore if I stop moving I'm liable to find a knife in my back.
Besides if I am duct taped to the chair... I can't wiggle and squirm.

wanders in, smiling sleepily, tea in hand
Morning all!
I'll duct tape armor to your back.
SHUSH. I'll make sure you can. or do. or something.
goddammit.. fine. but I'm locking you in a padded room with me.
-nods-
With lots of pillows.
Morning pretty witchy..wanders in, smiling sleepily, tea in hand
Morning all!
Snickers
I'll take it.
Kisses the pretty witch on the cheek
Morning dear!
Morning pretty witchy..
Thanks you two!
And how are we today.... thinks ....tonight?
Morning pretty witchy..
Quit ur snickerin.
Thanks you two!
And how are we today.... thinks ....tonight?
-smiles dreamy-
Yes... read to me baby.
gah. I was making a joke about lightbulbs. I'd attack you with my tongue but youd have to let me duct tape you.. well today you would. cause its now stuck in my head.
So. good luck... I dont need luck.. I need saliva so my tongue doesnt turn to sand paper. Oh.. and a promise to cut you lose when i'm done licking or when you ask me to. instead of turning you over to a few giggly things that would loooooooove to torment you.
Happily drugged stupid. Hows the witchy clan?
in an odd place. I am in a lot of pain.. but I'm also grinning like a fool so I guess that puts the needle somewhere in the middle.
How are you this morning?
NEVAR!
in an odd place. I am in a lot of pain.. but I'm also grinning like a fool so I guess that puts the needle somewhere in the middle.
How are you this morning?

awww.. You know what's fun.Try candy it will help you salivate. or try thinking of things to lick on him. that might work.
woohooo. I'm always delighted to know your lil family is doing well.They're almost all back to full health - which is awesome!
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Thanks for asking, lovely.
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woohooo. I'm always delighted to know your lil family is doing well.

Good morning Britwitch! Im giveing out back rubs this evening/morning. need one?
They're almost all back to full health - which is awesome!
smiles
Thanks for asking, lovely.
We'll you just have to different, don't you?
grins
And I'm good, thanks. As always, a little more sleep would've been nice but not complaining at all.
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Hey... I know that one.
Hah! I know you do lovely.
Offers her a thumb to suck and nibble on
What can I say? I'm special!
Winks
For You rubs any time. Im a bit sore. Bad tire change Jack crumpled like papper. Slaped tire on held it wih no jack. pounded 70lb. steal bar stock all night.
Had a great time with these nice people. So... Ya prity good. And your family is getting better so Im going to bump it up to real good.
-.-
-grabbles blankie and curls up in his lap-
Read me the phone book too?
You are indeed!
laughs
Sorry to hear that but always great to hear others are having fun.
smiles
And thank you! I'm very happy my little family's on the mend!
I need a scratching post.
I'm suddenly very itchy all over.
Oh oh oh oh.. I know.
I could be in a tumble dryer, a huge one, filled with tumbleweed.
that should scratch everything at once...