The Lounge

[Scuttle Buttin']

Ah, lovely Vail.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

waitwhat?

hops onto the table in a lovely fashion

Fixed it for you.

 

[Miss_Vivi]

Ah, lovely Vail.

Right?

Maybe if she met the right guy?

facepalm

I can't even joke about it.

 

[thestruggle]

Yes, but the table is still not lovely.
ALL MUST BE LOVELY!

Also with prancing!

 

[LoganDarkHolme]

Right?

Maybe if she met the right guy?

facepalm

I can't even joke about it.

*snickers*

 

[IvoryTigress]

Right?

Maybe if she met the right guy?

facepalm

I can't even joke about it.

Smirks quietly..

 

[Miss_Vivi]

*snickers*

Throws a brick at him
Shush puppykinz!

 

[LoganDarkHolme]

Throws a brick at him
Shush puppykinz!

*catchs it easily and smirks *

make me

 

[tigerlilyxx]

Plops on a couch silently.

 

[Miss_Vivi]

All I'm saying is, had I met the right guy when I was young, someone who really knew how to use their cock, maybe I wouldn't be such a sad little lesbian.

I mean, really, even now, I good old dicking by someone who could really fuck, well, you know, I'd probably get married to some guy and have kids.

If only...IF ONLY such a man...SUCH A COCK...existed...

Is laying on the ground laughing

I fucking love you.
So goddamned much.

 

[Raven_Timothy]

Don't bark up that tree. Not even a little ways.

First of all Im happy to see you too. second im a RAVEN we dont bark. Third plz dont read sex in to every thing. She and you may and are lovley most of the time. Lovley is not something the eye sees. It is some thing the heart feals.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

All I'm saying is, had I met the right guy when I was young, someone who really knew how to use their cock, maybe I wouldn't be such a sad little lesbian.

I mean, really, even now, I good old dicking by someone who could really fuck, well, you know, I'd probably get married to some guy and have kids.

If only...IF ONLY such a man...SUCH A COCK...existed...

I'll ask around for you at our next Guys Who Fix Lesbians meeting.

Someone lovely, of course.

 

[thestruggle]

All I'm saying is, had I met the right guy when I was young, someone who really knew how to use their cock, maybe I wouldn't be such a sad little lesbian.

I mean, really, even now, I good old dicking by someone who could really fuck, well, you know, I'd probably get married to some guy and have kids.

If only...IF ONLY such a man...SUCH A COCK...existed...

Poor, sad little lesbians.

mournfully.

First of all Im happy to see you too. second im a RAVEN we dont bark. Third plz dont read sex in to every thing. She and you may and are lovley most of the time. Lovley is not something the eye sees. It is some thing the heart feals.

Huh?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

First of all Im happy to see you too. second im a RAVEN we dont bark. Third plz dont read sex in to every thing. She and you may and are lovley most of the time. Lovley is not something the eye sees. It is some thing the heart feals.

I've totally heard a raven bark before.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Hey, you find me a pretty boy with nice legs, who knows.
Alternate, some roofies.

You want me to find people that hang out on roofs for you?

 

[Miss_Vivi]

Oh, sure, sure, you love me now, but imagine how much more you'd love me if I were begging for cock constantly. I mean, the RIGHT cock, because I'm not just a slave to any old schlong (I mean, I would be, but, y'know, I'd still only want the GOOD stuff), but oh boy it would be SO nice to be just your basic wanting cock all the time bitch. Sadly, no one has come along to fix me right.
I guess I'll just be broken and you'll have to love me as an incomplete woman (which, really, already has me as an incomplete person...so now I'm an incomplete incomplete person)

Oh Honey. I'm sure that penis exists for you.
We'll keep searching long and hard for that perfect dicking. Just for you.

And then you can be a real girl. I promise. No more yummy vag for you. Just pricks as far as the eye can see.

 

[LoganDarkHolme]

Oh Honey. I'm sure that penis exists for you.
We'll keep searching long and hard for that perfect dicking. Just for you.

And then you can be a real girl. I promise. No more yummy vag for you. Just pricks as far as the eye can see.

*smirks but knows enough to not say anything*

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Oh Honey. I'm sure that penis exists for you.
We'll keep searching long and hard for that perfect dicking. Just for you.

And then you can be a real girl. I promise. No more yummy vag for you. Just pricks as far as the eye can see.

I'm now imagining a field of dicks like stalks of corn...


So, thank you for that.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I think if we've learned anything from this, it is that we all must be aware of The Homosexual Menace.

 

[Miss_Vivi]

But until then, I shall do the only thing I can...
fuck pretty girls until they break.
But don't blame me.
It's the fault of TEH MENZ!

It is.
I'll fuck you to make you feel better honey.
It's not a penis, but I can wear one.

I'm now imagining a field of dicks like stalks of corn...
So, thank you for that.

Cocky corn.
Daddy in a frilly dress.

I smell a musical...with drag.

 

[Raven_Timothy]

Oh, sure, sure, you love me now, but imagine how much more you'd love me if I were begging for cock constantly. I mean, the RIGHT cock, because I'm not just a slave to any old schlong (I mean, I would be, but, y'know, I'd still only want the GOOD stuff) sorry Im already taken. but we can still be friends. ;P

Hay scuttle I stand corected Yes part of a ravens speach is refered to as barking.

 

[LeChatNoir]

Looks like I picked an interesting time to wake back up.

 

[Raven_Timothy]

welcome Mr cat. nice of you to join us.

 

[LeChatNoir]

Hey, Tigress, you still awake?

Mexico v. USA in 9 minutes. I'll bring the popcorn.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Hey, Tigress, you still awake?

Mexico v. USA in 9 minutes. I'll bring the popcorn.

But the WBC is already over!



I kid, I kid.