The Lounge

[Scuttle Buttin']

What the hell? What? No you're not!

And goose is rich. Like duck, a bit. But... darker or something. Meh. I can't explain it.

Psh. You're a tiny little woman. I could totally throw you.

Also, I'm pretty sure that's racist.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Psh. You're a tiny little woman. I could totally throw you.

Also, I'm pretty sure that's racist.

Ah, fuck. You just made me snort my coffee, SB.

Damnit. That hurts.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Ah, fuck. You just made me snort my coffee, SB.

Damnit. That hurts.

Addicted to it like crack though you may be, it is not in fact crack Cait.







Wait, do you snort crack?


It's not at all obvious that I don't do drugs, is it? Whew.

 

[thestruggle]

Raven straps on full heavy leather armor w helm grabbs ginormos catchers glove.
CHICKEN! CHICKEN!
ok it tast like goose and what ever you add to it.
Sorry Tess I had to.

He won't throw me, I'll beat him up.

Psh. You're a tiny little woman. I could totally throw you.

Also, I'm pretty sure that's racist.

I'm small and fast and have sharp elbows, man, don't test me!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

He won't throw me, I'll beat him up.

I'm duct taping pillows to my shins. Bring it!

I'm small and fast and have sharp elbows, man, don't test me!

This kind of makes you sound like a muay thai fighter...

 

[Raven_Timothy]

Actualy goose tasts kind o like the dark meat of turkey but darker. Acording to my lady.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Actualy goose tasts kind o like the dark meat of turkey but darker. Acording to my lady.

Now see, there's a helpful description!

I'll have to give it a try sometime.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Addicted to it like crack though you may be, it is not in fact crack Cait.




Wait, do you snort crack?


It's not at all obvious that I don't do drugs, is it? Whew.

*rolls her eyes*

No, I don't do drugs. The damn doctors have a hard time getting me to take what they prescribe even.

Liquid, hot liquid, does not belong in nasal passages and it's your fault I inhaled it.

 

[thestruggle]

I'm duct taping pillows to my shins. Bring it!




This kind of makes you sound like a muay thai fighter...

That's the second time you've said that to me.

starts stacking pillows.

And your shins are never safe.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

*rolls her eyes*

No, I don't do drugs. The damn doctors have a hard time getting me to take what they prescribe even.

Liquid, hot liquid, does not belong in nasal passages and it's your fault I inhaled it.

I fail to see how your desire to drink hot liquid, coupled with your inability to stop yourself from inhaling it, is in any way my fault.

Perhaps you just need to make better choices of your drinking times.

 

[Britwitch]

Now see, there's a helpful description!

I'll have to give it a try sometime.

Oi! What was wrong with my description?

quirks a brow, hands on hips

 

[IvoryTigress]

Slips silently back into the lounge

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

That's the second time you've said that to me.

starts stacking pillows.

And your shins are never safe.

Probably because it's the second time you've sounded like one.



http://i.ebayimg.com/t/LEATHER-SPIKED-SHIN-GUARD-MDLSG0088-DIMMU-BORGIR-1349-/14/!BZYm,EwBWk~$%28KGrHgoOKj4EjlLm%28n4WBKmeGtP+hw~~_35.JPG

Bring it, shortstuff.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Oi! What was wrong with my description?

quirks a brow, hands on hips

*laughs*

You said it tasted like goose, freckles! That is entirely unhelpful if you've never had goose.

Though I have to admit to being a fan of you just going "Oi!"

 

[LeChatNoir]

Wait, do you snort crack?


It's not at all obvious that I don't do drugs, is it? Whew.

grins, shaking his head

To answer your question, no, you don't snort crack. You smoke it.

 

[Britwitch]

*laughs*

You said it tasted like goose, freckles! That is entirely unhelpful if you've never had goose.

Though I have to admit to being a fan of you just going "Oi!"

resists, just, the urge to do something unladylike with her tongue

Ahem...

points below

licks lips

Duck. Damn. Love the stuff.



snickers merrily

Well it does taste like goose! It's actually quite a meaty flavour, for a bird, quite strong. Not totally different from duck but less gamey.

 

[Raven_Timothy]

Oi! What was wrong with my description?

quirks a brow, hands on hips

Its not his fault! You wrinkled your nose cutely befor you said goose and he got all distracted. It happens

 

[thestruggle]

Slips silently back into the lounge

waves.

Probably because it's the second time you've sounded like one.





Bring it, shortstuff.

Those don't look fireproof.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

grins, shaking his head

To answer your question, no, you don't snort crack. You smoke it.

Yeah, see.. I thought that's what it was as I was saying that.

I figure, after researching things for the thread with a giant terrorist attack in it, I'm already being watched and probably shouldn't go looking up drugs too. Just end up with more awkward conversations while they're transporting me to Guantanamo Bay.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

resists, just, the urge to do something unladylike with her tongue

Ahem...

points below

*laughs*

You couldn't have known, but... I've never had duck either.

The closest I've come to any of it is a cornish hen... but that's just a midget chicken, so that doesn't even really count.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Those don't look fireproof.

You don't look fireproof.

 

[IvoryTigress]

waves.



Those don't look fireproof.

Waves shyly...whispers in a pretty ear...

Take a violet wand to all that metal...

 

[Britwitch]

Its not his fault! You wrinkled your nose cutely befor you said goose and he got all distracted. It happens

is suddenly blushing and a little lost for words

*laughs*

You couldn't have known, but... I've never had duck either.

The closest I've come to any of it is a cornish hen... but that's just a midget chicken, so that doesn't even really count.

How can you not have had duck?!

Right, duck and goose and oxtail. Go buy, in the near future, I will help you cook.

nods

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Waves shyly...whispers in a pretty ear...

Take a violet wand to all that metal...

You could shout that from the rooftops, cause.. I've got no idea what that means.

*snickers*

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

How can you not have had duck?!

Right, duck and goose and oxtail. Go buy, in the near future, I will help you cook.

nods

*nods and starts taking notes*

*stops*

*grins*

*looks up*

Does that mean freckles in an apron?