LeChatNoir
Gentleman Bastard
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You just had to go there!
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You just had to go there!
Sneaks in, hides several whoopie cushions, and sneaks out again.
pokes his head in on the way to the shower, covered in sweat and dirt and grass clippings
I think it's finally officially spring. Had to mow the lawn for the first time this year. You know, raking grass clippings is one of those things that sounds a lot more awesome in the depths of February than it does when you're actually staring at a lawn covered in clippings...
Good morning world!
Well enough! Writing- or thinking about writing, which is actually writing in my mind. Lots of thought before a word ever goes down.
That is my idea of play.![]()
So now what rock, papper, Chuck Norris? To the death?
I'd suicide first.Beards, eww.
lol Its ok we can dip him in nare first.
~Smirks.~
How about something a little less seventies and a lot more feminine?
What did you have in mind?

Your suggestion. I'm curious as to what you'd come up with. If you say Pamela Anderson, however, I'm walking.![]()
Cathren Zeta Jones has a lot more style.
If Anderson was any more plastic she would be a blow up doll. Cindy Lauper has better chrisma than Anderson. but given the option... Im going to say Renea Zelwiger. (sorry for the spelling.) She palys the any girl part well. and I love her eyes. nods. your turn.
*silently wanders into this new place,my eyes scanning around me as I stop upon the threshold. Unable to enter unless invited I let the wind whip my hair around my face,my silver eyes sparkling in the growing darkness.
Renee is an excellent choice. However, given free rein, I'd rather pick someone off the street; someone real. So here's what I would look for. First, cheekbones. High cheekbones are a must and a strong jaw. I also like an off angled cut to her hair; a playful bob is nice.
Above anything and everything else is attitude, and I'll go for two personality types. The first is the one who rocks whatever look they put forward. They're just as likely to throw me against the wall and start having their way with me as buy me coffee on a first encounter. The other is the shy girl, the little play of eyes that look up because they're drawn to you, but then immediately flee because they're afraid to look too long. Gets me every time.
You can probably tell them I'm much more inclined toward girls than boys, though I like to keep my options open.
*silently wanders into this new place,my eyes scanning around me as I stop upon the threshold. Unable to enter unless invited I let the wind whip my hair around my face,my silver eyes sparkling in the growing darkness.