The Lounge

[Nina327]

Nina.

You might be my favorite.

I just know what works for me usually works for men too.

Raises an eyebrow at her and then shrugs.

Well....who doesn't? Grinning to himself as he sips on his tea.

Ive met a few... -shakes head-

Odd people... They usually like Lifetime movies and agree with 90's Oprah.

That makes you contractually obligated in 14 states.

I might like the sound of that...

Do I get to help write the fine print?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Wow, decoupage. There's a term you don't hear very often, nicely done.

I am a man of many talents.

I'll make a diorama of them all to show you!

 

[Raven_Timothy]

Wow, decoupage. There's a term you don't hear very often, nicely done.



It is a good image. I'm rather fond of the mental aspects, but the physical can be nice as well.



Okay, seriously, I left for like ten minutes. I can't try and quote it all, there's too much to reply to. So we'll just pretend that I have only been here a few minutes.

Ok. Hi Tess nice to see you. How do you look this damb good during finals?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I might like the sound of that...

Do I get to help write the fine print?

Feel free! I'm sure you could put some nice riders in there.

...


So to speak.

 

[hells_fury]

Hmm I feel as if I am missing something here.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Hmm I feel as if I am missing something here.

Only your contractual obligations!

 

[hells_fury]

Only your contractual obligations!

Well if I don't know what those are, then how am I to abide by them? Smirks innocently looking around.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Ok. Hi Tess nice to see you. How do you look this damb good during finals?

Don't tell her I told you this, but she eats nothing but the leftover fry shrapnel from McDonald's until after finals are over.

 

[Nina327]

Feel free! I'm sure you could put some nice riders in there.

...


So to speak.

HAHAHAHAHA...


Phrasing... its all in the phrasing.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Well if I don't know what those are, then how am I to abide by them? Smirks innocently looking around.

See, that's why you should read the contract before obligating yourself to it.


Have we learned nothing from The People's Court?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

HAHAHAHAHA...


Phrasing... its all in the phrasing.

Just make sure it's strictly binding, and we'll be good.




I didn't realize contracts were so fucking kinky.

 

[hells_fury]

It was never shown to me... Though I would be happy to read it if you care to share.. haha

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

It was never shown to me... Though I would be happy to read it if you care to share.. haha

That's not my problem! I'm not the one that went and obligated myself to it without make sure I was shown a copy first.

 

[hells_fury]

That's not my problem! I'm not the one that went and obligated myself to it without make sure I was shown a copy first.

Hahaha.. Well I can't hold true to it, if I have no clue what it is I am suppose to do.. So really that's not my problem.

 

[thestruggle]

Well the mental aspect is the fun part, you know. It's over half of the experience. To set the groundwork, mentally, to test and tease and see what delightful mental images you can instill in a partner, or a potential partner, that's where the excitement comes from. The slow build up.

It is, yes. Without it, I don't think it would be as much fun. Flirtation, actually, is a big part of that. I had it in mind to do a courtesan thread, although I think that the fun derived from clever dialogue would be reduced. So much better when you have to think on the fly.

Don't tell her I told you this, but she eats nothing but the leftover fry shrapnel from McDonald's until after finals are over.

If only I ate SOMETHING. I think I've eaten like, a yogurt today. That's all. Wait, aren't you a yogurt hater?

Ok. Hi Tess nice to see you. How do you look this damb good during finals?

blushes.

Aw, Raven, I'm pretty sure I look like a ball of Tess stress at the moment but I appreciate the compliment.

 

[Noon_Shadow]

That's not my problem! I'm not the one that went and obligated myself to it without make sure I was shown a copy first.

Now, now, you're just picking on the new girl, at this point.

 

[hells_fury]

Now, now, you're just picking on the new girl, at this point.

Aww thank you Noon. Smiles sweetly

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Hahaha.. Well I can't hold true to it, if I have no clue what it is I am suppose to do.. So really that's not my problem.

You say that now, but wait until you've violated the contract and are held liable, and then you'll be singing a different tune.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

If only I ate SOMETHING. I think I've eaten like, a yogurt today. That's all. Wait, aren't you a yogurt hater?

Not all yogurt, just your yogurt.

 

[thestruggle]

Now, now, you're just picking on the new girl, at this point.

Aw, he's just taking her down a dark and scary path into the forest of random.

You say that now, but wait until you've violated the contract and are held liable, and then you'll be singing a different tune.

Like my sig! See what I did there?

Not all yogurt, just your yogurt.

Hey, it's delicious yogurt, and nary a strawberry in sight.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Aw, he's just taking her down a dark and scary path into the forest of random.



Like my sig! See what I did there?



Hey, it's delicious yogurt, and nary a strawberry in sight.

Exactly!

Yes!

That's what's bad about it!

 

[Nina327]

Just make sure it's strictly binding, and we'll be good.




I didn't realize contracts were so fucking kinky.

Well... Oral contracts are still binding in this state...


or is that verbal..


either way, something to do with lips and obligations.

 

[hells_fury]

Haha we shall see Scuttle. Smirks innocently.

 

[Raven_Timothy]

If only I ate SOMETHING. I think I've eaten like, a yogurt today.
blushes.

Aw, Raven, I'm pretty sure I look like a ball of Tess stress at the moment but I appreciate the compliment.

Im not so sure about that. But its nothing a full body rub and a hot soke in the tub wouldnt cure. tilts head... Yep looks good from this angle too.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

There is some weird energy in here tonight.