Comshaw
VAGITARIAN
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"Dear Penis"
written by David Allen Coe
Sung by Rodney Carrington
Dear penis
I don't think I like you anymore
You used to watch me shave
Now all you do is stare at the floor
Oh dear penis
I don't like you anymore
It used to be you and me
A paper towel and a dirty magazine
That's all we needed to get by
Now it seems things have changed
And I think that you're the one to blame
Dear penis, I don't like you anymore
He sings
Dear Rodney
I don't think I like you anymore
Cos when you get to drinking
You put me places I've never been before
Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore
Why can't we just get a grip
On our man to hand relationship
Come to terms with truly how we feel
If we put our heads together
We'd just stay home forever
Dear penis, I think I like you after all
Oh and Rodney
While you're shaving, shave my balls
Comshaw
written by David Allen Coe
Sung by Rodney Carrington
Dear penis
I don't think I like you anymore
You used to watch me shave
Now all you do is stare at the floor
Oh dear penis
I don't like you anymore
It used to be you and me
A paper towel and a dirty magazine
That's all we needed to get by
Now it seems things have changed
And I think that you're the one to blame
Dear penis, I don't like you anymore
He sings
Dear Rodney
I don't think I like you anymore
Cos when you get to drinking
You put me places I've never been before
Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore
Why can't we just get a grip
On our man to hand relationship
Come to terms with truly how we feel
If we put our heads together
We'd just stay home forever
Dear penis, I think I like you after all
Oh and Rodney
While you're shaving, shave my balls
Comshaw