The Munky Friday Night Lights thread

That is SO you, SO selfish.

Next time we have phone sex (and you make all those weird noises) could you at least stay on the line to cuddle me a bit? I have needs, too, you know.

LMAO!!!!!!!!

But......But..........oh FINE!!!!!!!
 
Good morning all!

Munky is famished!

So this morning I shall be serving a meat-lovers breakfast.

English bangers and mash, with black pudding, bacon, beans, a fried tomato, devonshire clotted cream, scones, and tea.
 
Munky is famished!

So this morning I shall be serving a meat-lovers breakfast.

English bangers and mash, with black pudding, bacon, beans, a fried tomato, devonshire clotted cream, scones, and tea.

Good morning, Munky. May I just have a banana?
 
Good morning, Munky. May I just have a banana?

Of course, sweetie, you may have whatever you wish. We came onto Lit in the same rookie class, which gives you special privileges.

Would you like that banana dipped in chocolate, or au naturel?
 
This is a perfect example of why I don't cam - some long-legged vixen like you will just spread it all over the internet and ruin my reputation.

I think it's hot. Who doesn't like watching a munky shake his moneymaker? Am I right, ladies?
 
So the English Bangers have all be eaten up, and I'm feeling lazy so will just order pizza for lunch.

Anchovies?
 
Ewwwww. no anchovies.

This whole "Ewwwww no anchovy thing" is a serious speed bump in our evolving relationship. I think we would should just go ahead and get couple's counseling now, where we might also resolve your weird fascination with root vegetables. (hint: they are not toys, they are for eating)
 
This whole "Ewwwww no anchovy thing" is a serious speed bump in our evolving relationship. I think we would should just go ahead and get couple's counseling now, where we might also resolve your weird fascination with root vegetables. (hint: they are not toys, they are for eating)

If you like that fishy taste...then you'll have to go somewhere else! :p
 
Munky is famished!

So this morning I shall be serving a meat-lovers breakfast.

English bangers and mash, with black pudding, bacon, beans, a fried tomato, devonshire clotted cream, scones, and tea.
ooo..sounds good except I have to pass on the black pudding... I may try a lot of odd things but this is on my "do not try" list.
 
I'm always hungry. What's for lunch?

Dunno, my exotic and ever creative menu has not been putting butts in the seats. And my topless waitresses and bottomless waiters are getting pissy about no tips. They want some biz.

So let's narrow it down a bit . . . cucumbers or salami? Pick a winner and we can go from there.
 
Dunno, my exotic and ever creative menu has not been putting butts in the seats. And my topless waitresses and bottomless waiters are getting pissy about no tips. They want some biz.

So let's narrow it down a bit . . . cucumbers or salami? Pick a winner and we can go from there.

Do I sense a theme?
 
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