The Naughty List

Making a list...
Checking it twice...

Who's on your naughty list this season?
 
It might be a bit earlier than usual to start checking the naughty list, but it will just give us that much more time to make sure we get on it, right? Personally, I haven't been as naughty as usual lately, but I'm trying very hard to correct that. Do you know someone else who needs to be on it? ;)
 
Nice girls get candy and oranges in their stocking. Naughty girls get AA batteries.

Really wicked girls get nipple clamps and crotchless panties and flavored lube.
 
I guess I'll just go talk to Kinky Santa.

~ Dons Santa Suit and sits in big chair ~

Honey, you put on a sexy elf suit and take this big sack of 'toys' to pass out.

OK, line forms over here. Now come, sit on my lap (or straddle me ;)), and tell Santa what made you a naughty girl this year :devil:
 
*cuts the line when no one is looking and hops on Santa's lap*

Well, Santa. I broke the speed limit a couple of times.
And... *whispers the rest*
 
I was very naughty with a Litster on line last night....very very naughty and we both loved it!!!
 
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