The Naughty List

Naughty?? Hmmmm maybe I have been a little naughty. Guess I should work harder.
 
~ Dons Santa Suit and sits in big chair ~

Honey, you put on a sexy elf suit and take this big sack of 'toys' to pass out.

OK, line forms over here. Now come, sit on my lap (or straddle me ;)), and tell Santa what made you a naughty girl this year :devil:

Anything you say, Santa Baby! :kiss: Elves wear red fishnet stockings, don't they?

*cuts the line when no one is looking and hops on Santa's lap*

Well, Santa. I broke the speed limit a couple of times.
And... *whispers the rest*

Bad girl! *tosses a fluffy bunny butt plug* ;)

I was very naughty with a Litster on line last night....very very naughty and we both loved it!!!

you get an Aneros :eek: and some Clorox wipes. :D

Naughty?? Hmmmm maybe I have been a little naughty. Guess I should work harder.

You've got more than three weeks, I'm pretty sure you can do it. ;) :devil:

*tucks a leather-studded strap-on harness under Kat's tree. (With fringe!)*
 
Anything you say, Santa Baby! :kiss: Elves wear red fishnet stockings, don't they?



Bad girl! *tosses a fluffy bunny butt plug* ;)



you get an Aneros :eek: and some Clorox wipes. :D



You've got more than three weeks, I'm pretty sure you can do it. ;) :devil:

*tucks a leather-studded strap-on harness under Kat's tree. (With fringe!)*
whoa I had to look that Aneros thing up! I did not know such a thing existed!
 
~ Dons Santa Suit and sits in big chair ~

Honey, you put on a sexy elf suit and take this big sack of 'toys' to pass out.

OK, line forms over here. Now come, sit on my lap (or straddle me ;)), and tell Santa what made you a naughty girl this year :devil:

Ooooh! I want a sexy elf suit!!!

*plots*

:p
 
I can say with the utmost confidence that I've been a very, very good girl. :rolleyes:
 
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