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boredVAwife said:
If there is anything better than standing on one of the overlooks of the western part of the blueridge parkway and looking down at the incredible beauty with an incredible beauty wrapping you up from behind, I cannot imagine what it could be.
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I haven't been there in decades, but I know exactly what you mean. The first serious poem I ever wrote was inspired by a view from one of those overlooks into a deep valley filled with fog that burned off as the sun came up.
 
Doctor Who is AWESOME. Even though I still love David T e n n a n t best of all, the new series is still great. And I LOVE River Song/Melody Pond. She is just seriously cool.
 
Woot! My background check came back clean as a whistle (hehe- I never get caught) and my drug test came back clean as my new outlook on life- I got a new job! I'm gonna be a substitute teacher and run an after school art therapy program for 'at risk' kids!

No more stocking! No more staying up all night! Slightly more money! Yay for me!
 
candicame said:
Woot! My background check came back clean as a whistle (hehe- I never get caught) and my drug test came back clean as my new outlook on life- I got a new job! I'm gonna be a substitute teacher and run an after school art therapy program for 'at risk' kids!

No more stocking! No more staying up all night! Slightly more money! Yay for me!
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Good for you kid
 
I just finished one of the easiest website jobs I've ever had... ended up with FOUR new jobs because of it. So yay!

(short term jobs dammit)
 
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Stella_Omega said:
You haven't been around a whole lot this summer, actually.
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I guess not, but I swear I've been over 550 posts before. D:

Actually, I've been around a ton, I just read a lot more than I post. I need to actually start posting on all the threads I read.

I'll try posting more. Maybe people will remember I exist then! :D

Blurt: So I've met a woman online. I don't try actively pursue romance too much, because I'm working and doing school, and tragically in love with an asexual. But I follow my hunches and went back to another site and was promptly messaged by a woman who's almost too good to be true... a bisexual switch who lives relatively (I say relatively in Canadian terms) nearby me, can write a coherent email, shares several of my interests including the all-important one--WRITING--and also fits smack dab into one of my fetishes: blond cowgirls. (Oh gods I have this horrible crush on someone I know and every time I see her I absolutely lust after tying her up because I apparently have a bloody fetish for tying up blond cowgirls.)

The problem is, I fuck up all my potential relationships by dropping into the friend zone by taking things too slow, because I'm a bit demi, I think, and I figure everyone wants to take it slow. And this woman is totally the kind of person I'd want to be friends with too. She kicks ass, we like the same kind of things, she wants to be tied up and fucked, I want to tie people up and fuck them... fucking fuckity fuck, I'll be happy if I reel in a new friend out of this but I want a bloody girlfriend.

I'm just blurting here because I doubt she's on this site. I just don't know how to progress. If I take things too fast, will I scare her off, if I take things too slow we'll just end up friends-only, and though I won't mind having another friend it's really frustrating to have friends I also lust after, you know.

Damnit, no wonder my dildo collection is going to keep growing. No emotions getting in the way there! CONFLICTING HEAD. I think I might take advantage of that Tantus til-monday code and get something new. Maybe their newest O2 toy or something in the limited edition neon colors. Hrmmm.

I LOVE HAVING MONEY!

Blurt 2: oh gods on a candlestick I have to do math all over again WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.

Oh yeah. Right. I was the one who wanted to go to college. Hahaha, silly me.
 
Really scared- got arrested last night for the first time and I have to go to court at 1:00 today and defend myself, but I have no defense. I'm really scared that I'm going to to jail... kinda freaking out...
 
candicame said:
Really scared- got arrested last night for the first time and I have to go to court at 1:00 today and defend myself, but I have no defense. I'm really scared that I'm going to to jail... kinda freaking out...
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Possession??? What are the charges? And PM me if you would rather keep it private...
 
Just got out of court. Feeling so much better. Just got a fine and community service. I guess that's what they call a "slap on the wrists".

:D
 
Your thread seems to have stirred quite the hornets nest on the GB about your run in.
 
I usually stay away from the GB unless I am looking for silly humor. Not a lot of happy people hanging out there.
 
Did a hot guy just call me racist?

I was totally flirting my ass off + getting hit on when this guy calls me shorty. Half making fun of him i was like, "what is this 1985?"

He was like, "you not used to talking to black guys?"

I was like, "im short." And stuck my tounge out at him, "unless im laying down."

He gave me his number. Hehe.
 
Should I take the offer of a hot guy for dinner, just as friends?
 
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