The older I get...

[AbsintheFather]

Toigt more inclined I am to offer my opinion. Whether it was asked for or not

 

[missgreekgeek]

The older I get, the more I realize some people...you just can't fix.
And by fix I mean help.
Not actually alter their appearance....

 

[TongueLust]

Toigt more inclined I am to offer my opinion. Whether it was asked for or not

The more I'm going to stop doing this.

 

[tedsbeds]

The older I get the more I realize you can't fix stupid... but you certainly can medicate it!

 

[37_ttej]

TOIG the more my need for an afternoon nap is inversely proportional to the opportunity.

 

[IhateClowns]

The older I get the weirder the place I find hair growing.

 

[mamasota]

The older I get, the more my intuition improves.

 

[IhateClowns]

The older I get the easier it gets to get up in the morning.

 

[Lia Monde]

TOIG the more complex, deliberate and appreciative.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

The older I get the less I give a fuck.

Did I use that one before? Probably. But I don't give a fuck.

 

[Kelleebabes]

The older I get the less I give a fuck.

Did I use that one before? Probably. But I don't give a fuck.

Same with me...The older I get the less I fuck, but...the quality is so much enhanced and intensified ...I honestly don't miss the quantity

 

[Daddysbadgirl69]

The older I get the easier it gets to get up in the morning.

Not me! I still love to sleep in (most days my kids won't allow it though)

The older I get, I appreciate the little things more....

 

[Xeres_4000]

The older I get, the sexier I become.

 

[mindseduction]

The older I get the more I've enjoyed exploring my sexuality

 

[Kelleebabes]

The older I get the more I've enjoyed exploring my sexuality

It's wonderful isn't it!

 

[IhateClowns]

The older I get the stranger the place hair pops up. Turning into The Fly.

 

[smokeypearl]

The older I get the more comfortable I am doing silly things.

 

[IhateClowns]

The older I get the less I care about passing gas.

 

[LadyVer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loWXMtjUZWM&list=RDrwxcBaYJTok&index=4

 

[Kelleebabes]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loWXMtjUZWM&list=RDrwxcBaYJTok&index=4

Classic!

 

[MortalKombatKitteh]

The older I get, the more I realize I really fucking hate people. Like really, really, really fucking hate people.

 

[LadyVer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OWj0CiM8WU&index=4&list=PLgmZTiw2ez08UTLDugFpr1mHxqEpIHAVR

 

[Lia Monde]

TOIG the more intensely I care about a narrower range of issues.

 

[gsmith2011]

The older I get, the more I appreciate my dog.

 

[SCcouple1990]

The older I get the more I realize that youth is wasted on the young.