The older I get...

[badjanus]

The older I get the more resolved I become.

 

[IhateClowns]

The more frustrated I get with blatant lack of common courtesy.

 

[JennyNo1]

The fewer joints I have which are the originals

 

[papadoc19]

The worse my memory gets...

 

[IhateClowns]

The older I get the less I like commercials.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

The less solid and certain everything becomes. I used to believe in extremes, in concrete black and white, good and evil, right and wrong and I was unwilling to ever bend. No breaks, no exceptions, not even for myself. I even held people (my self included) accountable for things they felt and thought.

Now I understand that all that shit just depends on where you happen to be standing at any given moment. And that everybody bends...or they will shatter. So tell me, Clowns. Is that the beginning of wisdom, or is it loss of conviction?

 

[RiverKnight]

The older I get the more I realize that to love someone completely means you care more about their happiness then your own.

 

[Suz_anne]

The older I get, the less I enjoy desserts. And this really bums me out.

 

[Kelleebabes]

The older I get...the more beautiful of a patina I acquire...

 

[Cicca_Jai]

The older I get the less patience I have for Bull crap, I've discovered as I age that I no longer bite my tongue. If I think it, I'm saying it and well... I'm not a very nice person for the most part.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

The younger (but still hot) the cops start to look.
Are they wearing diapers??

 

[gemini1966]

The younger other people want to make me feel

Enjoying that!!!

 

[AbsintheFather]

This kinda sums it up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE

 

[IhateClowns]

The older I get the less easy it is to eat a peanut butter sandwich.

 

[lowphat]

The older I get, the less "Cute" some of the young people are.

 

[SirRay23]

the older i get the more disgusted i am with parents now and days.

 

[Dirtysweet1234]

The older I get,the more often I have to pee. No, wait....maybe it's the more I drink the more I have to pee. Or the older I get the more I drink.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

The older I get, the ornier I get.

 

[jasonmason]

The older I get the more pain I feel and the bumps and bruises take longer to heal.

 

[MisterDark]

TOIG the more I enjoy simple things like rocking out to 70's music while my 11 year old tells me how cool it is (was?).

 

[DoRaMe]

TOIG...I realize that stupid, little stuff doesn't really matter.

 

[zydrate]

TOIG, the more I finally realize how much of a fighter I am

 

[beachbaby179]

TOIG, the easier it gets to hand babies back to their mothers.

 

[John_Q_Public]

TOIG...the less I bounce.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

THOIG the less I worry about what others think and focus more on things in my control.