The ones who didn't make it....

[Honey123]

Rarely if I can possibly help it.

I love dumb llamas

is that an anagram for blonde??? NO??? Oh well...

 

[doormouse]

Santa goes into kids bedrooms?

Santa is an anagram for Satan. Makes you think, doesn't it?

This santa does

(to make sure they're asleep!! lol)

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

This santa does

(to make sure they're asleep!! lol)

Lol Oh god....

 

[doormouse]

Stumpy: he wasn't a 'big' hit with the others

Flame: his rancid breath was melting too many decorations

Laxative: he had the whole pack running

Biskit: the other reindeer wasted too much time standing around trying to make him soggy

Sunny: everyone wanted to be his 'daddy' and it ended up in an all in antler brawl

 

[ABSTRUSE]

bump for Cloudy.

 

[cloudy]

Itchy: christmas lights give him hives.

Miss Piggy: kept eating the decorations.

Clueless: 'nuff said.

Horny: kept trying to hump the elves.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Tasty - He just couldn't lick it while he was flying.

Hplodur - Poor, Rudolph. Turns out he was dislexic.