The Penis Chair

[sirhugs]

One morning, the town wakes up to discover that a public artist (think of Banksy, if Banksy was a typical Literotica sex obsessive) has constructed a sculpture of a Penis Chair in the town square. The chair resembles a typical wooden chair with legs, a seat, a back, and two arms, but rising out of the middle of the seat is a large realistic representation of a very large penis. Of course, there is lots of public moral outrage.

Is this like The Emperor's New Clothes, where one brave person (in my mind, a woman, but YMMV), steps forward out of the crowd of outraged onlookers and test drives the penis? If so, are they just arrested and dragged off to jail, or does an orgy break out?

Or, that night, while the chair remains because the town officials are debating art vs. obscenity, individuals sneak over and try it out? Does an orgy ensue?

Is this a National Nude Day idea in disguise?

 

[Husky_Embrace]

I am reminded of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus_(sculpture)

Although then a version that is "accessible."

There is no doubt in my mind that some student dare, drunk people or curious mind would try it out. They would use the smallest hours of the days when there's not a lot of social control. I imagine it can take a while before a soul is brave enough, but eventually...

Maybe the artist has just for this occasion made it "interactive," with a sensor so it can operate when needed.

 

[shewantsmore]

One morning, the town wakes up to discover that a public artist (think of Banksy, if Banksy was a typical Literotica sex obsessive) has constructed a sculpture of a Penis Chair in the town square. The chair resembles a typical wooden chair with legs, a seat, a back, and two arms, but rising out of the middle of the seat is a large realistic representation of a very large penis. Of course, there is lots of public moral outrage.

Is this like The Emperor's New Clothes, where one brave person (in my mind, a woman, but YMMV), steps forward out of the crowd of outraged onlookers and test drives the penis? If so, are they just arrested and dragged off to jail, or does an orgy break out?

Or, that night, while the chair remains because the town officials are debating art vs. obscenity, individuals sneak over and try it out? Does an orgy ensue?

Is this a National Nude Day idea in disguise?

I like the idea of a Banksy type thing , it depends on the laws but i couldnt see it remaining there for long, someone will always complain,especially in the uk, but if did remain you know at nighttine it will be used, ,as a dare or why not, i would try it out too.
I cant see orgy but the outcry would be too much,especially multi cultural these days

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Artist is from the town and has become a big name for themself. Town asked if they would make an exclusive piece of art for the town as a tourist attraction.

Artist made the penis chair as a response…cause they HATE their town. The chair represents that: while they lived there they had to just sit there and take all the abuse like a chair with a big cock in it.

As their final revenge: the chair is nearly indestructible and the contract says it must be regularly cleaned and cannot be removed or destroyed without paying a hefty fine. The contract is also good for 20 years.

So while the lawyers argue, people start volunteering to hide the obscene structure by sitting in it. The artists admirers also flock and volunteer to sit on it so they might gain insight into the artist’s thought process.

 

[Rob_Royale]

Maybe the chair is magical and acts as an aphrodisiac long after people are in it's proximity. People come and see it out of curiosity but become wildly horny by the time they get home.

 

[Carnevil9]

If you include a vibration mode, this is basically a big Sybian. I can see lots of potential for stories spinning off from it.