The Perfect Girlfriend

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((picks up Jack's kiss)) I wonder if I can trade this on ebay...

My friends and I discuss the appeal of ignorance all of the time. Sometimes I want to be stupid and self absorbed just so I don't have to hurt anymore or get headaches from thinking about things... but then I rather like being thoughtful and able to hold my own in a conversation. In the end, I'm good the way God made me. Which could bring up a discussion on the trend of plastic surgery but it's really too early for me to get into that, lol.

I suppose I may have gotten a good night's sleep... stayed up for a while and reread A Walk to Remember (I always love the writing style in that book) then cried myself to sleep. Father's Day is fast approaching and that's always a hard time for me . Glad to hear you had a good night though... you didn't stay down for long, lol.

 

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It's just amazing what people will do to hurt others. So many horrible things happened to me at my father's funeral... maybe I will stop by the Bar later, lol.

 

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I hope you have a wonderful time with Jordan and remember to send me some more pics when you get them! Father's Day is always brilliantly awful for me... my father was the most important person in the world to me and I was like his insane little groupie, lol. Seeing all of the father's day cards and sale specials and articles on how important the day is... it just hits me where it hurts.

Anyhow, to kind of get back on topic... if your perfect girlfriend made you a full out dinner, what would she make you?

 

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I'll have to cook for you sometime... my two best dishes are baked manicotti and a simple steak and potatoes deal. I get pretty crazy with the desserts too. Made Chris a bunch of cookies and this weird (but God is it good...) cream cheese and chocolate chip dessert this last weekend. He blames me for the few pounds he has put on since we started dating and it probably is my fault, lol, but at least I give him a good workout as well .

Myself, I am on a mad diet this week (so I only get to fantasize about food here, lol)... had a banana for breakfast and I'm going to run three miles, do my five hundred stomach crunches, then wait until dinner to have a small bowl of cereal. I refuse to be fat again. Grrr...

 

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You'll like your steak the way I make it for you . It's spicy (not hot spicy but good spicy, lol), insanely tender, and juicy. I usually cook it for eight hours... not your usual steak deal. I can't explain it really because I don't know what I cook it in - it's just the way my father taught me to fix them, lol.

I was just wondering, if I post some pics of my underwear, will you tell me which ones you like the most?

 

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These are my black thong ones with rather silver trim and a little black buckle on the front... lalala...

 

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Light pink sheer lace thong with tiny pink roses...

 

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Shiny sheer pink material with glittery red and purple flowers... and little metal holding clasps plus a back string clasp with a flower on it. Woo!

 

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Really tacky violet thong panties with pinkish purple glitter 'bursts', silver hoops, double strings, a bow, and a tiny sun pendant...

 

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Kind of hard to see... floral violet pattern with a front chain and flower pendant...

 

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My favorite one and the last in my set of new underwear (new meaning that I bought them yesterday and haven't had time to spring them on Chris), lol. Violet sheer lace with a tiny tuxedo bow and little diamond stone in the front...

Which do you think I should wear first, Jack?

 

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Yes, I love the little pink ones with the roses... they're made out of a really soft cottony material . Maybe I'll take a few pics and send them to you later. Depends on my mood. I'm having trouble finding the motivation to even get out of my computer chair at the moment, lol.

 

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LOL! But would you *really* be getting anything done even if I weren't around? At least I can keep you slightly entertained in your slacking

 

[Weird Harold]

Weird Harold - ever checked out www.realdoll.com ?

Yes. They're far beyond my budget even if I wasn't being facetious.

 

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Yes. They're far beyond my budget even if I wasn't being facetious.

Maybe we should start up a collection for you, like that girl who started a money drive online to afford breast implants. Anyone want to donate money to get Weird Harold a sex toy? lol

 

[Weird Harold]

Maybe we should start up a collection for you, like that girl who started a money drive online to afford breast implants. Anyone want to donate money to get Weird Harold a sex toy? lol

What is it about "Facetious" you don't get?

Lit is the only sex toy I need.

Now about that 27 y/o I'm looking for who want ot live in sin with a man twice her age...

I'm not nearly as facetious about that claim -- the right 27 year old could be just what I need to feel young.

 

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