The PG Vending Machine

[lance gt]

IGB Eggs Benedict
IPI Some slices of soda bread

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And got a bloated stomach

IPI a Las Vegas Weekend for two

 

[newbiebabe]

And got a bloated stomach

IPI a Las Vegas Weekend for two

and I won the jackpot.

IPI an old 8 track tape....

 

[lance gt]

and I won the jackpot.

IPI an old 8 track tape....

And the old player ate the tape, as usual

IPI an Olympic gold medal.

 

[newbiebabe]

And the old player ate the tape, as usual

IPI an Olympic gold medal.

and out came Michael Phelps... mmmm.

IPI my car keys...

 

[de-valmont]

and out came Michael Phelps... mmmm.

IPI my car keys...

And got someone's unwanted husband


IPI my freshly dry cleaned suit.

 

[DaemonOfSin]

and get a dirty one in return.

I put in a leash.

 

[EnglishEm]

and get a dirty one in return.

I put in a leash.

And got back a 3 legged dog.

IPI: A soggy biscuit...

 

[de-valmont]

And got back a 3 legged dog.

IPI: A soggy biscuit...

And got a masturbating public school boy...


IPI a sting of sausages

 

[lance gt]

And got a masturbating public school boy...


IPI a sting of sausages

And I made Bangers and Mash for 20

IPI a kilt

 

[de-valmont]

And I made Bangers and Mash for 20

IPI a kilt

And got a Jean Paul Gaultier mankini


IPI a pigeon.

 

[newbiebabe]

And got a Jean Paul Gaultier mankini


IPI a pigeon.

and got back a message from a lover

IPI a brasier

 

[lance gt]

and got back a message from a lover

IPI a brasier

and had two of the softest pillows to lay my head on.(I hope that was brassiere, lol)

 

[newbiebabe]

and had two of the softest pillows to lay my head on.(I hope that was brassiere, lol)

ha.. I knew it was wrong.. and I am usually such a good speller but you just don't see that often anymore so took a shot....

but you didn't put anything back in... a bit rattled?

 

[lance gt]

ha.. I knew it waswrong.. and I am usually such a good speller but you just don't see that often anymore

And look at me, silly Git, forgot tae put somethin' in. Daft wee bastard, aren't I?

IPI lace panties

 

[newbiebabe]

And look at me, silly Git, forgot tae put somethin' in. Daft wee bastard, aren't I?

IPI lace panties

and pulled out the panty stealing pirate.. *rbijon* lol

IPI an ugly duckling

 

[de-valmont]

and pulled out the panty stealing pirate.. *rbijon* lol

IPI an ugly duckling

And received a dying swan! (the ballet!)

IPI a piece of stilton

 

[newbiebabe]

And received a dying swan! (the ballet!)

IPI a piece of stilton

and pulled out the most delicious salad.

IPI a rabbit...

 

[de-valmont]

and pulled out the most delicious salad.

IPI a rabbit...

And pulled out David bloody Copperfield

IPI David 'bloody' Copperfield

 

[newbiebabe]

And pulled out David bloody Copperfield

IPI David 'bloody' Copperfield

and pulled out an airplane

IPI a ticket to a football game

 

[lance gt]

and pulled out an airplane

IPI a ticket to a football game

And got a pigskin wallet

IPI a box of Godiva chocolates

 

[border_humper]

And got a pigskin wallet

IPI a box of Godiva chocolates

And got a naked lady riding a horse (it was a small horse).

IPI a lottery ticket for tonight's big drawing.

 

[lance gt]

And got a naked lady riding a horse (it was a small horse).

IPI a lottery ticket for tonight's big drawing.

And it wins

IPI mis-matched socks

 

[newbiebabe]

And it wins

IPI mis-matched socks

and only got one back...

IPI a watermelon

 

[lance gt]

and only got one back...

IPI a watermelon

And I got a pair of cantaloupes

IPI a pink scarf

 

[newbiebabe]

And I got a pair of cantaloupes

IPI a pink scarf

and got out a pink ball of yarn

IPI a pig