The Pigpen

[Harmless Pig]

Morning HP...hugs and kisses...

Q. What happened when the man stole a pig?
A. The pig squealed to the police.

Q. What does the little pig get every morning from his parents?
A. Hogs and kisses!

Q. What do you call a crafty pig?
A. CunningHam

Q. Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?
A. He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Q. What does a pig use to write his term papers with?
A. Pen and Oink!

Q. What do you call a pig with no legs?
A. A groundhog!

Q. Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?
A. Because he was an old boar.

Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Then you'd better buy a little pig.

Hi sweet cookie, cute jokes! I like the pic. That must be you dusting!

 

[MsMuffet]

 

[Harmless Pig]

HI, SWEETIE!

 

[Harmless Pig]

Alright, I guess everybody already went to bed.
Goodnight lovelies!

 

[whspr]

Thank you whspr, snuggles to you, too!

wooo hooo ...gotta love those snuggles!!!

whspr

 

[Harmless Pig]

wooo hooo ...gotta love those snuggles!!!

whspr

...with a sweet young thing? You betcha!

 

[cookiejar]

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Happy Saturday...

 

[Harmless Pig]

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Happy Saturday...

Hi sweetness! Happy Saturday to you!

 

[MsMuffet]

Cookie, help the poor piggy with his sig link, will ya?


es to both of you!

 

[cookiejar]

Cookie, help the poor piggy with his sig link, will ya?


es to both of you!

Lol...Ok Muffie...How are you? Hugssss and kissessss

 

[MsMuffet]

Lol...Ok Muffie...How are you? Hugssss and kissessss

The jury is still out on that one, but thank you for the hugs and kisses!

 

[whspr]

...with a sweet young thing? You betcha!

I only wish I were still a sweet young thing....<sighs>

whspr

 

[cookiejar]

Happy Sunday to my cute little piggy...http://24.210.106.243:81/gifs/animal/misc/pig.gif

 

[Harmless Pig]

I only wish I were still a sweet young thing....<sighs>

whspr

We can always be young, and you are a sweet thing!

 

[Harmless Pig]

Happy Sunday to my cute little piggy...http://24.210.106.243:81/gifs/animal/misc/pig.gif

Happy Sunday to my sweet, lovely cookie!

 

[whspr]

We can always be young, and you are a sweet thing!

Oh but Piggy Baby...you have yet to taste me!!

whspr

 

[Harmless Pig]

Oh but Piggy Baby...you have yet to tast me!!

whspr

Mmmm, yet...

 

[whspr]

Mmmm, yet...

I better go play the lottery...seems it is my lucky day!!

whspr

 

[Harmless Pig]

I better go play the lottery...seems it is my lucky day!!

whspr

Huh?

 

[whspr]

Huh?

I was thinking about that yet comment...and was thinking ...woo hooo ...I'm a lucky girl!!!

LoL

whspr

 

[Harmless Pig]

I was thinking about that yet comment...and was thinking ...woo hooo ...I'm a lucky girl!!!

LoL

whspr

Oh, hehe. I'm just your average, horny little pig!

 

[whspr]

Oh, hehe. I'm just your average, horny little pig!

Hmmmmmmm....reminds me of the phrase..."Makin' Bacon"..
wanna?

whspr

 

[Harmless Pig]

Hmmmmmmm....reminds me of the phrase..."Makin' Bacon"..
wanna?

whspr

A girl after my own heart! Does a pig like mud?

 

[whspr]

A girl after my own heart! Does a pig like mud?

::snort:: ::snort:: Let's go get dirty!!

whspr

 

[Harmless Pig]

::snort:: ::snort:: Let's go get dirty!!

whspr

*tail wagging*