The Pillow Pit. (Semi-OOC flirt thread.)

[Arc da Rat]

No ... it makes Shoto a naughty puppie ...

 

[Khadgar]

subjective. really it makes him siomeone who bites the ass of little sunscreen girls *laughs*

 

[Arc da Rat]

I can't really say anything to that ... cos I am shorter than either of ya ...

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

well, you ain't but a little slip of a girl ya know

 

[Shotokan07]

Eh? *Scratches head*

 

[Arc da Rat]

*Bops Shoto on the head w/ a hard pillow & gets away*

 

[Shotokan07]

*Tackles Arc by her feet as she falls face down into the pillows*

 

[Arc da Rat]

*Sinks deeper into the pit*

 

[cats]

*Summons Ninja cat body gaurds.* "Wait a minute last time I used you weren't you kittens?" *Draws fallen wisker and turns it into a pillow.* "Oh well we wage soft fluffy war against these... barely dressed... female felines!"

"Perhaps it's a good thing shoto cheated."

 

[Shotokan07]

I cheated? *Rubs one of the kitten's ears*

 

[cats]

Yes the low blow would be cheating.

*Hits shoto over the head with fallen wisker.*

 

[Shotokan07]

Well... you needed your boys to wake up. They were falling asleep down there.

 

[cats]

Hmm make a comeback comment harms tumbles reputation or live and see another day. The decisions we have in life.

 

[Shotokan07]

*Pauses* ...LMFAO! *Falls to the ground and cries laughing!* Check Mate! And know this, I didn't insult anybody... maybe a little of you. But you're our furball. *Gives cats nuggies*

 

[Arc da Rat]

*Smack Shoto on the head w/ pillows from the pit*

Baka baka baka ...

 

[Shotokan07]

*Head-lock Arc in my arm* Do you want some nuggies too? Baka?

 

[Arc da Rat]

*snaps fingers & change into kitty form & slips through yer hands*

 

[cats]

Arc I must say your one cool cat.

 

[Shotokan07]

*Bags Arc in a sack*

 

[Arc da Rat]

*Growls & hisses*

Grrrr ...

*Claws right thru the sack & takes a swipe at Shoto*

 

[Khadgar]

*trains a bunch of squirrels to make concrete and steel machinery, and gets them to build a factory, while their building the factory, he gets ferrets to learn how to make pottery, and some possums to create robotics.

the possums create a small army of robots, which are sent to the ferrets, who take the robots, and turn them into robotic ceramic garden gnomes, who then walk to the factory and pick up the sissors the squirrels had been making.

then the garden gnomes walk over to the sack, planning to snip the bottom out of it, but by now Arc has broken free, and the garden gnomes run for their lives screaming in gnomish.*

 

[Arc da Rat]

*Still pissed then looks around in surprise*

~ Garden Gnomes ??!

*Blushes at Cats' statement*

 

[cats]

*Decides it must be said*

Shoto, you let the cat out of the bag?

 

[Shotokan07]

That was where I was going with this. *Putting ointment on my scar* Good catch. *Accidently steps on the Gnomes* What the hell are these?!

 

[cats]

Well after a lot of testing over a month and twelve days, I have concluded they are some sort of possum built mechanized garden gnomes. However the results are inconclusive, showing traces of ceramics and some sort of terror.

All the same I see no reason to keep the pillow pit closed down for further testing.