The Pillow Pit. (Semi-OOC flirt thread.)

[Vixandra]

*perches on a lab stool eatting Ghirardelli chocolate*

May want to put some of that silicone jell on the "clamps" first guys... nah, forget the gel. Try the tabasco sauce.

 

[DarkTalon]

Tobasco That is brilent Vix * Gives you a big dep kiss* ok Cat lts gt ready to elctrofri Hy

 

[cats]

If you could get Hy here I would be more cooperative, but sadly that is not the case.

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

Vix, sounds like you have tried this.....

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

Vix, sounds like you have tried this.....

 

[Vixandra]

Vix, sounds like you have tried this.....

Mayhap.... *mysterious smile*

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

hmmmmmmmmm

 

[hybirdx]

The hell am I?! A freakin' rag doll to you people?!?

*Side kicks Talon in the skull, then grabs cats by the tail, whipping him around like a kitty-nun chuks.*

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

where the hell have you been demon-boy????

 

[hybirdx]

Demon-boy? Tamer of the darkness, yes. Psychotic egotistical prick, yeah. King of the one liners, yes. But Demon-boy?

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

well, I could have said JC's lackey, but she ain't been around either

 

[hybirdx]

JC's rag-doll would've actually had been a fitting title...

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

oh? got a promotion??

 

[hybirdx]

All things considered, I'd say it's the same position, just with a title downgrade.

 

[cats]

*Rubbs tail.* Alright then its settled. *Gets the less rusted clamps and Tabasco sauce*

 

[hybirdx]

*Rubbs tail.* Alright then its settled. *Gets the less rusted clamps and Tabasco sauce*

*Grabs Kama Blades and a set of large skewers.*

Who wants kitty Kabobs!? Hot off the grill!

 

[cats]

Look Hy I don't like frying you with rusted Tobasco sauce covered clamp any more then you enjoy said situation. But I did say I would go along with it if you showed up.

So the question is are you a team player and going to make this small sacrafice for every ones pleasure or are you going to be selfish and deny every one what they wan't just so you can play chef for an hour or so?

 

[hybirdx]

Let's see... um... How bout option 3, you're just not gonna touch me with a fricken' clamp!

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

now boys, don't make me get Arc in here to keep you under control. you know it's been a while since she tortured Hy

 

[cats]

Fine then Hy we'll compromise.

*Attached rusty Tabasco clamps to AB, as Hy thows the switch.*

See now every one is entertained and you still got to avoid the clamps.

 

[hybirdx]

Fine then Hy we'll compromise.

*Attached rusty Tabasco clamps to AB, as Hy throws the switch.*

See now every one is entertained and you still got to avoid the clamps.

Compromises can be fun.

I think the only thing that could be better than this is if we had button masher instead of a switch. That way we'd have full control of AB's torture. *Turns off switch, waits three seconds, then turns switch back on.*

Eh, this works!

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

*YAWN*


oh, your trying to torture me. how quaint.

(been married. this armature hour stuff won't work)

 

[cats]

Married? Okay now thats just plain kinky.

 

[hybirdx]

*YAWN*


oh, your trying to torture me. how quaint.

(been married. this armature hour stuff won't work)

I don't wanna know

Married? Okay now thats just plain kinky.

And I for damn sure don't wanna know!

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

there is no telling what he & Tumble have been up to