The Pillow Pit. (Semi-OOC flirt thread.)

[Vixandra]

Velspur Pics

A friend took pictures of my little Velspur.
http://th08.deviantart.net/fs47/300W/f/2009/168/7/a/Glowing_eyes_by_holydragon34.jpg

http://th03.deviantart.net/fs46/300W/f/2009/168/3/0/Claw_of_death_by_holydragon34.jpg

He has eight claws on each front foot and 5 on each back foot. Which means when he gets scared and you're holding him you end up with a wicked looking claw pattern wound.

 

[Thumbell]

peers into the pit to see if it's open to anyone and falls over the edge. Good job it's full of pillows really ;-)

 

[Vixandra]

We're active in a need a good game of Calvin Ball kind of way.
*peers at the new being*

So what manner of creature are you?

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

*GLOMP*'s Vixy


the pouncing kind!

 

[Vixandra]

*GLOMP*'s Vixy


the pouncing kind!

Ieep!
*squirms out of Abraxas' overly enthused hug*

I wasn't gone that long!

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

yeah but I'm kidless, girlfriendless, & in need of amusement

 

[Vixandra]

Aww poor AB. Were you female I could help you more. Wait, I have an idea.

*summons a bevy of busty, beautiful bare babes with cat ears and sics 'em on AB*

That should help ease you a bit.

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

Ack!!!!!!!!!

 

[Vixandra]

I get points for the alliteration right?

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

+5 at least


I'm just allergic to cats

 

[Vixandra]

But cat girls do not produce the allergens that cats do. However, to help more...

*poofs away catgirl minions and replaces them with scantily clad elf girls, like this one: *
http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/166/d/b/Golden_Elf_by_fearn.jpg

Just as fun and they're hypoallergenic.

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

& possibly trainable.

(can't ever really train cats)

 

[Vixandra]

Yeah, I'm working on teaching my Velspur to be okay on a leash... its interesting so far.

*has the elf-girls jump through hoops of faire fire*

And they're quite trainable.

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

not quite the tricks I had in mind....

but it will do

 

[Vixandra]

How about some humor to help then:

 

[eclecticlynx]

merp?......

 

[Vixandra]

That's not a good word. Its too close to "meep" and bad bad bad things happen when those around....

 

[Vixandra]

Ravenloft's most recent posting in the "Five words around the campfire" thread reminded me of something horrible and silly.

Is it just me, or do the "werewolves" from New Moon strongly resemble the wolf that worked for the Nothing in the Never Ending Story?

 

[Vixandra]

*dusts off the pillows, tosses in a few new ones, vaporizes a wired-mouse colony and looks around*

Heeeelllllloooooooo

 

[cats]

Hey why did you kill my mice!? I was saving those!

 

[Vixandra]

They were nesting in the pillows. Mice are not for saving unless one plans to feed them to a snake.

 

[cats]

Did you just call me a snake?

 

[TaekoUsui]

>Peeks over the edge of the pit and tosses a test pillow down. The tip of her right ear twitches slightly as she listens for signs of life.<

 

[Vixandra]

*watches as a pillow demon tries to transform into a tentacle demon and grabs at Taeko with a pillowy appendage*

Careful, they're fluffy.

 

[cats]

*Sits down in the non rape zone and watches*