The Pillow Pit. (Semi-OOC flirt thread.)

[cats]

I'm trying not to, last time I thought I gave you a head ache remember?

 

[hybirdx]

Let me be blunt about this.... GET OFF!!!

 

[Arc da Rat]

*Looks up from Raven's moaning form*

I am I gonna see some boy x boy love from the two of you ...

*purrrs*

 

[Arc da Rat]

Let me be blunt about this.... GET OFF!!!

I would like to see you two get off!!! *grins evilly*

 

[Ravenloft]

*Groaning*

Arc, you are soooo naughty.

 

[Arc da Rat]

Yes I know ...

*plys her tongue to all those naughty places*

... But you like me this way ...

 

[Ravenloft]

I certainly can't complain. Especially when you're so cute.

 

[Arc da Rat]

Heh heh heh ...

 

[Ravenloft]

So, if you were a hotel, would you have any vacancies, baby?

 

[hybirdx]

So, if you were a hotel, would you have any vacancies, baby?

If that wasn't the worst line......

 

[cats]

Worst line? No that line isn't bad. *Stands up and walks away from Hy.* The worse line goes something like this., *Clears throat.* "Hi there, my name is Doug, thats god spelled backwards with a little room left for U." *Points at Hy.*

Oh wiat a minute Hy I'm not asking you out. I was just saying the worst pick up line thats all... Quit staring at me pervert!

Hey Arc, if by Boy x Boy love you mean to guys killing each other. Then you just might get it, unless Hy stops stareing at me.

Hy thats it! You die nooww..w... *Is distracted by the snow.* Where the hell did this snow come from?

 

[hybirdx]

*Glares at Cats for a few more seconds... Paticularly at the throat... Exactly where the voice box is...* (One cut.... Thats all I need...)

 

[JohnnyWryder]

Hay Boys

Hay boys can I join *bats her eye lashes8

 

[cats]

Oh, I know your kind. You assume just because I'm a large army of cats I don't have a girl freind is that it? So you think you can hop right in here and start flirting with me? Well! if thats the case have I got news for you! I have no girlfreind so you can flirt with me as much as you want. Oh, but Hy is was married to JC a week ago, he probably doesn't rember because he was out cold threw the entire cerimony but it's a binding leagal agrement none the less.

 

[hybirdx]

WHAT!?!?!? *Grabs Cats by the collar and shakes madly*

I want proof!

 

[cats]

Okay if you want proof I'll give you proof. *Pulls out video of Hy passed out on the floor geting married to JC, preformed by very realastic sock pupets.* This is prehaps the most shocking part of this tape. Look in the corner here *Points out Bigfoot haveing coffee with sock pupet aleins.* You see bigfoot wasn't a sock pupet. Oh and their I am. *Points out a cats sock pupet that clearly had to much to drink.* You see you are marreid to her, even ask bigfoot, he was there, infact until he gave me this tape I didn't even rember it myself.

Be careful mind you, bigfoot seemed to have a strange fixation with my socks.

 

[hybirdx]

You know... I would probaly belive this... IF I NEVER TASTED ALCOHOL IN MY LIFE!!! *Shake Cats, VIOLENTLY*

 

[JohnnyWryder]

Stands Back laughing at the two

 

[DarkTalon]

Big Brother Duty

Ok Sis if you gana play Behave. Raven Arc And hy Dont hit on Or Tuch My Sister Cat Gaurd her with you life

Thank you

 

[JohnnyWryder]

Shut up bro I mess around with whom ever I want

 

[Arc da Rat]

You know... I would probaly belive this... IF I NEVER TASTED ALCOHOL IN MY LIFE!!! *Shake Cats, VIOLENTLY*

*coughs politely*

Ahem ~ I do recall you saying that you drank yer brother's beer by accident ... so you have taked alcohol ...

Proof yer married to JC ... Sure ...
*Snaps fingers & a document appears in her hands*

See ... *shows it to Hy* ... There right on the bottom both yer signatures ... *snaps her fingers & it disappears*

 

[Arc da Rat]

Hey Arc, if by Boy x Boy love you mean to guys killing each other. Then you just might get it, unless Hy stops staring at me.

Uh ... no ... It's this ... *claps her hands together, Hy & cats go flying into each other arms, lips touching the others cheek*

 

[Arc da Rat]

So, if you were a hotel, would you have any vacancies, baby?

Hmm ... If I were a hotel my pretty birdie ... You just might be staying for free ... *drags a claw across his skin*

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

*steps out of the shadows*

hmmmmm
yea, I'll do it!
*summons 16 goblins carrying LOTS of pillows and starts chunking them at EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!*

MWAHAHAHAHA

 

[Arc da Rat]

ACK! *poofs with Raven & appears in the rafters*

HEY no goblins in here ...