The Pillow Pit. (Semi-OOC flirt thread.)

[Ravenloft]

Not you, you fucking perv, Arc, only Arc gets my virtual blood.

Stupid head.

 

[cats]

Hey no don't make me mad, I'm hire on the food chain.

 

[Ravenloft]

Shit, bitch, you're like a minnow to my whaleness!

 

[hybirdx]

*Sits by Arc eating freashly made carmel covered popcorn* Quite an show huh Arc? *Grabs another hand full and muches on it.* Want some?

 

[Ravenloft]

*Through sheer talent alone, I have never stopped playing with Arc's 'other' kitty*

 

[cats]

Minnow.... I thought... I thought I'd atleast be a sardine. Thats ratehr mean to say. I think I'll jump off this cliff now.

*Jumps off Cliff* Good by cruel wolrd! *Lands softly on pillows.* Damn I can't even kill myself right, I must be a minow.

 

[Ravenloft]

Hey, minnows make good bait, sardines just get canned. Think good you ninny shit head!

 

[cats]

Well if you incist, *Opens dictonary and looks up Ninny* Is Ninny even a word?

 

[hybirdx]

This is getting boring quickly.... Hey! I know!

Hey Hairball for brains! I thought felines were one of the top preditors! SO why are you getting beat by an freaking bird! Is the cat family that pathetic!?

 

[Ravenloft]

No cat is better than a vampiric Raven!

 

[cats]

*Looks at Hy.* Cats are some of the best predators, but they are also cunning. I refuse to have more then one enemy to fight with at any given time. It just wiser this way. *Waves tail and Hy slams into a pillow covered wall.* Oh yeh the pillows. *Looks around for something not padded spots the crator from the icecream explosion. Their we go. *Waves tail and slams Hy into the crator.* Thats better.

 

[cats]

No cat is better than a vampiric Raven!

I have to agree with Raven here, we have trouble figureing out how to kill something that isn't alive.

 

[hybirdx]

*Stands up, and teleports back to Arc's side, with an new bag of carmel covered popcorn*

Why kill him? I say we beat him up, tie him to an wall, and torture him for he rest of eternity! WHat fun would it be if we killed him?

 

[Ravenloft]

And if I ever escape, you'll have one PISSED off vampires after your ass. Smart.

 

[hybirdx]

And? I'm an demon! You really think I'm afraid of an vampire?! HA!

 

[Arc da Rat]

*Is dazed by the smooch*
*Shakes it off*
*Slides a hand down Arc's belly.*
I'll show you how naughty I can be!
*Starts stroking your kitty, and I don't mean the siamese.*

*purrrs & rubs her cheek against Raven*

Mmmmm ...

 

[Arc da Rat]

What do you think Arc? Should we make him watch?
Maybe he'll learn something?
*Still playing with Arc's 'other' kitty.*

*opens her eyes*
Watch ... I think his eyes might bug out & burn ...
*closes her eyes again rubs her cheek again Raven again*

 

[Arc da Rat]

Are you saying since they threw a falic symbol at me and I was dressed as a rabit that I am gay and since you had the same dream, I should screw you, as part of a bigf plot to seduce Arc for your own personal gain?

If thats the case. No.

It could also mean that all these women want some thing stuffed in the other hole while you ... *coughs* ... mate like rabbits ...

 

[Arc da Rat]

No, I'm saying you should dress as Bugs, I'll dress as Daffy, and Arc, well she can dress however the FUCK she wants, and we'll just double stuff her... Like an oreo...

*Knows he's going to lose points with Arc for saying that*

You can drink my blood baby...

Damn straight ... I can dress or undress however I fleckin like ...
While being double stuffed or DP ... I am willing to try anything once, provided w/ the right stimuli ... No I am not saying to get Arc drunk either ...

FYI ~ I hate Double stuff Oreos ... too sweet for me ...

*markers off how many brownie points losted & gained*

 

[Arc da Rat]

*Sits by Arc eating freashly made carmel covered popcorn* Quite an show huh Arc? *Grabs another hand full and muches on it.* Want some?

*Through sheer talent alone, I have never stopped playing with Arc's 'other' kitty*

*looks at Hy* Feed me ...
*Opens mouth between moans to be fed small hand full of camel popcorn*

*Stands up, and teleports back to Arc's side, with an new bag of carmel covered popcorn*

Why kill him? I say we beat him up, tie him to an wall, and torture him for he rest of eternity! WHat fun would it be if we killed him?

Provided that yer there for the rest of eternity to do that & you have something that would hold him ...

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

*shift into the room from shadow with a big ogre carrying a BIG box*

OK, Who ordered the tanning bed?????????

 

[Ravenloft]

And? I'm an demon! You really think I'm afraid of an vampire?! HA!

According to Buffy:tvs, vampires are demons too, just a unique kind is all.

 

[Ravenloft]

Arc...

*Blushing*

You gave me wood...

*Giggling while petting Arcs kitty from the inside.*

*Offering Arc my wrist*

My blood is rather hot right now, especially for you, mistress.

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

*looks down at the tanning bed*
Says it's for a Mr. Ravenloft, from someone named Cats?????

 

[Ravenloft]

Cats, are you trying to get me killed? I'm a vampire ya cock! UV ray's are BAD for me! Duh!

*Locks Cats in his own mechanism of my distruction*

I wonder what grilled cat tastes like, don't you Arcy-pooh?