The Pimp My Dominant /Submissive/Partner Thread

I think that no man should wear shorts if they have skinny calves.

Of course if I had a lot of money and my subby had skinny calves I could always buy him calk implants!
 
Ebonyfire said:
Trust me when I say large breasts are overrated. You never get any eye contact from men and even some women don't look you in the eye, lol.

and the worst part of it is that, no matter how hard you try, when you have big breasts, you never get out of a restaurant without at least one stain on the upside of whatever you're wearing, particularly if it's white, LOL...

now, as to my partner - physically, he meets my ideal for a man - 6 ft. tall, nicely muscled but with that thin layer of padding over all that is common among men of A/PI descent, the teeny englishman in him has given him just enough chest hair and it nicely leads one's eyes down his beautifully proportioned body. He has a beautiful "mutt" face, and I even like his baldness. + he's 6 years younger than I am, he he.

what would I change???

to begin with, I'd cut up all of the polo shirts that he wears and buy him a new set with a little more style, and i'd force him into his leather jacket much more often, and i'd burn all but one pair of shorts that he owns (can't take all of them away from him because he'd be too sad). oh, and i'd also shred the white pants with the frayed hems that he wears most often when he's not wearing shorts.

(it would be so much easier if i were a Domme and we had a 24/7 relationship, lol)

:rolleyes: Neon

p.s., if you should ever read this, sweetie, i love every atom of you with all my :heart:
 
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neonflux said:
and the worst part of it is that, no matter how hard you try, when you have big breasts, you never get out of a restaurant without at least one stain on the upside of whatever you're wearing, particularly if it's white, LOL...

now, as to my partner - physically, he meets my ideal for a man - 6 ft. tall, nicely muscled but with that thin layer of padding over all that is common among men of A/PI descent, the teeny englishman in him has given him just enough chest hair and it nicely leads one's eyes down his beautifully proportioned body. He has a beautiful "mutt" face, and I even like his baldness. + he's 6 years younger than I am, he he.

what would I change???

to begin with, I'd cut up all of the polo shirts that he wears and buy him a new set with a little more style, and i'd force him into his leather jacket much more often, and i'd burn all but one pair of shorts that he owns (can't take all of them away from him because he'd be too sad). oh, and i'd also shred the white pants with the frayed hems that he wears most often when he's not wearing shorts.

(it would be so much easier if i were a Domme and we had a 24/7 relationship, lol)

:rolleyes: Neon

p.s., if you should ever read this, sweetie, i love every atom of you with all my :heart:

Hey it is not a bad thing to speculate on what you would if money were no object.
 
I love it when

my submissive still has that "new submissive" smell.

Now if I can find a way to preserve that smell, I could sell it and get rich!
 
neonflux said:
and the worst part of it is that, no matter how hard you try, when you have big breasts, you never get out of a restaurant without at least one stain on the upside of whatever you're wearing, particularly if it's white, LOL...

I've always said that my breasts are so big that they have their own gravitational force.
 
if i could, id make it so that A explains things more. i hate being punished if i dont know what it was i did wrong. on the flipside, i hate being rewarded if i dont know what it was i did well. i wish he were more vocal about why he chooses to do what he does.
 
myinnerslut said:
if i could, id make it so that A explains things more. i hate being punished if i dont know what it was i did wrong. on the flipside, i hate being rewarded if i dont know what it was i did well. i wish he were more vocal about why he chooses to do what he does.

He's suffering from testosterone poisoning, honey. There's no cure. ;)
 
Ebonyfire said:
my submissive still has that "new submissive" smell.

Now if I can find a way to preserve that smell, I could sell it and get rich!
:chuckles: Eb Ma'am please forgive me for saying , you are a tonic . Superb .
 
hmmm... tough question cause I do like him pretty well just as he is.

About 3 inches taller would be good... get his tattoos finished up. Pierce his nipples and labret just cause I think it is hot. He just cut 10 inches off of his hair and I WANT IT BACK! This isn't really a physical thing, but he would get rid of his guns because I don't like them.

Most importantly, I would have him living here with me.
 
BiBunny said:
He's suffering from testosterone poisoning, honey. There's no cure. ;)

LOL That is SO true - K's like that too. Heaven freaken forbid that man share information without a fight. :rolleyes:
 
graceanne said:
I've always said that my breasts are so big that they have their own gravitational force.

My breasts are so big...

they have their own zip code.

they have their own fan club.

LOL
 
HottieMama said:
i really WISH mine were big...

No, you don't, I promise. You can't buy cute bras, and your back hurts all the time. Trust me on this. ;)
 
HottieMama said:
i really WISH mine were big...

Jokes aside,

When it comes down to it, large breasts are nothing but fat. I wish mine were smaller.
 
Ebonyfire said:
Hey it is not a bad thing to speculate on what you would if money were no object.
Have you been peaking at my bank balance, LOL? ;)
 
graceanne said:
I've always said that my breasts are so big that they have their own gravitational force.
This had me ROFL! Maybe one of us should start the "big breasts complaints thread! :p Neon
 
Ebonyfire said:
Jokes aside,

When it comes down to it, large breasts are nothing but fat. I wish mine were smaller.

Well, perhaps we can move some of the fat from the rest of my body into my tits...because i'm seriously considering surgery...
 
graceanne said:
I've always said that my breasts are so big that they have their own gravitational force.

I would have to agree with that assessment... I know I'm attracted to them! ;)
 
HottieMama said:
i really WISH mine were big...

No one is ever happy with what they have - small breasted women want bigger breasts, and large breasted women want smaller breasts, it's just the way women are.

that said - small breasts are healthier. I am 5' tall and I'm up to a 38J (that was not a typo). I already had back problems, and this is making them worse. I can't stand for more than a half an hour without being in so much pain the rest of the day that I can barely walk. My shoulders are deformed from my bra straps, and I can't stand straight for longer than a few minutes. If I ever get good enough insurance I'm getting reduction.
 
neonflux said:
This had me ROFL! Maybe one of us should start the "big breasts complaints thread! :p Neon

The first time I said this to my mom she laughed so hard she shot water out her nose. LOL I was not quite as amused cause I'd said it shortly after permanently staining a nice shirt.
 
HottieMama said:
Well, perhaps we can move some of the fat from the rest of my body into my tits...because i'm seriously considering surgery...

Two of my sister in laws had breast implants. I didn't think they needed them, but it made them feel prettier and sexier, and as far as I'm concerned that's what's important. Just remember, depending on your height, anything larger than a C/D will look fake, and could cause health problems.
 
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