The Poll for Everything Horrible

[UnquietDreams]

I was going to choose "W" for "wa'd'fuq?" but I don't want you to pick me out a shop vac, so I am going with "B."

Especially as you do not state it is turned on.

And OP, you kind of scare me.

 

[Amanda330]

D. I cannot imagine fucking anyone's ass (mine included) with the wide end of a butter churner... Unless I enjoyed bringing people pain. And that's just not me. I like making people feel really good.

Plus... I like being able to control whether or not I want to take a shit and I think that thing would rip all of my schincter muscles leading to uncontrollable shitting from me all the time. That would stink and I'm not about the stinky life.

Sounds like my hypothetical cock will be fucking a vacuum.

 

[Lord Pmann]

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7344903122973658411

If anyone is seriously considering the butter churner after that video, they get a 0 on the purity test.

D. I cannot imagine fucking anyone's ass (mine included) with the wide end of a butter churner... Unless I enjoyed bringing people pain. And that's just not me. I like making people feel really good.

Plus... I like being able to control whether or not I want to take a shit and I think that thing would rip all of my schincter muscles leading to uncontrollable shitting from me all the time. That would stink and I'm not about the stinky life.

Sounds like my hypothetical cock will be fucking a vacuum.

Great minds think alike.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7344903122973658411

Thank you. I showed this to my hubs and he agreed. The butter churner is worse than the shop vac.

 

[UnquietDreams]

D. I cannot imagine fucking anyone's ass (mine included) with the wide end of a butter churner... Unless I enjoyed bringing people pain. And that's just not me. I like making people feel really good.

Plus... I like being able to control whether or not I want to take a shit and I think that thing would rip all of my schincter muscles leading to uncontrollable shitting from me all the time. That would stink and I'm not about the stinky life.

Sounds like my hypothetical cock will be fucking a vacuum.

It is probably better with the hypothetical cock than a real one, so good choice.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

If anyone is seriously considering the butter churned after that video, they get a 0 on the purity test.



Great minds think alike.

The expert opinion right here

 

[Amanda330]

If anyone is seriously considering the butter churned after that video, they get a 0 on the purity test.

Not sure purity has anything to do with it. That just looks fucking painful.

Great minds think alike.

Lol - although, I have not ever actually fucked a vacuum... I'm not sure it would work as well for pussy.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Thank you. I showed this to my hubs and he agreed. The butter churner is worse than the shop vac.

It’s not even close. Dammit. Why do people think shoving that thing up their ass is preferable? People are so corrupt.

It is probably better with the hypothetical cock than a real one, so good choice.

Why are people so scared of sticking their dick in a vacuum? People are so prudish.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Lol - although, I have not ever actually fucked a vacuum... I'm not sure it would work as well for pussy.

It’s like The Womanizer. But a little more powerful.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why are people so scared of sticking their dick in a vacuum? People are so prudish.

Unlike the King Missile song, I am rather attached to mine. I would just as well avoid industrial appliances, but that is just me.

That said, I will still take that over the butter churn.

 

[Amanda330]

It’s like The Womanizer. But a little more powerful.

Somehow I doubt you can actually give factual knowledge regarding how similar the two are.

The womanizer blows air btw. It doesn't suck.

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s like The Womanizer. But a little more powerful.

But I don't want to be womanized.

 

[Amanda330]

But I don't want to be womanized.

Don't lie.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Don't lie.

Oh, the Womanizer, the toy! Got it.

Actually sort of curious...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

D. I cannot imagine fucking anyone's ass (mine included) with the wide end of a butter churner... Unless I enjoyed bringing people pain. And that's just not me. I like making people feel really good.

Plus... I like being able to control whether or not I want to take a shit and I think that thing would rip all of my schincter muscles leading to uncontrollable shitting from me all the time. That would stink and I'm not about the stinky life.

Sounds like my hypothetical cock will be fucking a vacuum.

This was a roller coaster of a read babe.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Somehow I doubt you can actually give factual knowledge regarding how similar the two are.

The womanizer blows air btw. It doesn't suck.

I’m insulted that you would question my knowledge of how the female vagina works.

 

[Amanda330]

I’m insulted that you would question my knowledge of how the female vagina works.

Only because I thought your specialty was horses?

Have you actually ever touched a pussy? Or just dreamed of them?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Have you actually ever touched a pussy? Or just dreamed of them?

What’s with all the questions? Is this the Spanish Inquisition?

 

[Amanda330]

What’s with all the questions? Is this the Spanish Inquisition?

Mhmm. Prepare your asshole for the butter churner.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Mhmm. Prepare your asshole for the butter churner.

Why ya gotta be so mean to me?

 

[Bry1313]

As someone who repeatedly fucked a shop vac, I’m gonna have to say that anyone voting for anything other than the shop vac is just plain weird.

I feel like I’m gonna have to prove this to y’all. Shop vacs are safe for dicks. I don’t know what kind of assholes you all have, but mine has been coddled and would not handle this kind of treatment. What the hell are you shoving up your assholes that make this a better option?

I have doubts

 

[Bry1313]

Somehow I doubt you can actually give factual knowledge regarding how similar the two are.

The womanizer blows air btw. It doesn't suck.

This is why his story doesn’t hold up

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

As someone who repeatedly fucked a shop vac, I’m gonna have to say that anyone voting for anything other than the shop vac is just plain weird.

I feel like I’m gonna have to prove this to y’all. Shop vacs are safe for dicks. I don’t know what kind of assholes you all have, but mine has been coddled and would not handle this kind of treatment. What the hell are you shoving up your assholes that make this a better option?

We'll be waiting.

 

[Lord Pmann]

This is why his story doesn’t hold up

If this is just a way to get me to stick my dick in a vacuum again and film it, you’ll probably get your wish. I see your game.

No one questions my vacuum fucking skills and gets away with it.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Sounds like my hypothetical cock will be fucking a vacuum.

I've never resonated more with a response that included a shop vac....