THE PORN CHALLENGE #3 (early)

[Remec]

In a former life. As a matter of fact, it was a life in NYC, circa 1978

When you happened upon that schmuck of a grandson and his goyim girlfriend out in the back of the brownstone and collapsed from the strain to your heart...oy...

<g>

 

[Samandiriel]

In a former life. As a matter of fact, it was a life in NYC, circa 1978

Former life huh? Nice try.

Okay, do we send the finished piece to you or post it here?

 

[CharleyH]

Former life huh? Nice try.

Okay, do we send the finished piece to you or post it here?

Send it to me, and I will post a new thread of anonymous submissions.

Remec: lol great impression

 

[Samandiriel]

Send it to me, and I will post a new thread of anonymous submissions.

Remec: lol great impression

Very good.

Where you inspired by a real life encounter and want to brag about it but not seem to be pretentious?

 

[CharleyH]

Very good.

Where you inspired by a real life encounter and want to brag about it but not seem to be pretentious?

I'm never worried about being pretentious. It's a gift.

 

[rgraham666]

When you're unique, as Charley is, you're never pretentious.

 

[Samandiriel]

I think I'm going to investigate the enigma called Charley.

 

[shereads]

LOL

Honey: I know you can do it! You already have your first sentance, and a whole theme

Can that be my story then? You didn't say it had to be long.

 

[shereads]

I think I'm going to investigate the enigma called Charley.

Another enigma fetishist? Why so many?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Oh you were, STOP IT! Just because it is a me thread does not mean you can slack, slackers! GET YOUR ASS OFF THE PUSSY OR COCK or hand as case may be, and write!!!

I LOVE YOU!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Reagan's favourite food You republican! Which reminds me, I guess 1978 was one of the BILLY BEER years.

You're such a bitch....You'll be sorry when I rule these boards one day and vote you off.

 

[CharleyH]

Can that be my story then? You didn't say it had to be long.

What? A story about Honey and KC from the Sunshine Band getting down, tonight? If it were the 80's I'd suggest "Beat It," sans Michael Jackson, and others in accordance to Literotica rules.

500 - 700 words tops should be an easy submission, (did I just say that?) as an apprentice pornographer, of course. But using the phrase,"Wake up, sleepyhead," (LOL) might give you away!

 

[CharleyH]

I LOVE YOU!!!

LOL That also applies to you!!!

Abs, don't kid yourself, you love me, too!

to both of you.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

LOL That also applies to you!!!

Abs, don't kid yourself, you love me, too!

to both of you.

No I don't, it's misdirected lust.

Is your story finished yet?

 

[CharleyH]

No I don't, it's misdirected lust.

Is your story finished yet?

It's coming, but needs more of that particular factor.

(Did you get the jelly beans, yet?)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It's coming, but needs more of that particular factor.

(Did you get the jelly beans, yet?)

That means it's not done yet.

(yes, they stick in my teeth so I'm painting them and sending them back to Canada as Viagra)

 

[CharleyH]

That means it's not done yet.

(yes, they stick in my teeth so I'm painting them and sending them back to Canada as Viagra)

Is that what you and the family are doing instead of Easter eggs?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Is that what you and the family are doing instead of Easter eggs?

Yes, It's a whole new family tradition. Jealous?

 

[CharleyH]

Yes, It's a whole new family tradition. Jealous?

Why should I be, I'll be the one pumped on Viagra. LOL

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Why should I be, I'll be the one pumped on Viagra. LOL

Ha!!! I knew you had a penis.

 

[CharleyH]

Bump

(why do I have to use more than one word to bump this damn thread? )

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

You don't. If you had put a . at the end of the word, it would have took it. It has to be 5 characters long.

 

[Guest]

withdrawing

i know i said i would
but its just not ...working? so, i withdraw my earlier declaration, saying that i would participate.
serious mental block.
so solly, prease to continue.

 

[CharleyH]

i know i said i would
but its just not ...working? so, i withdraw my earlier declaration, saying that i would participate.
serious mental block.
so solly, prease to continue.

Thanks for publicly announcing that you are a DECOY! Well, who knows. You may be inspired when you see some submisions. It's a long weekend devoted to family events and not porn, I may extend the deadline to Friday due to this very fact.

Thanks CM, I will try that next time.

 

[Guest]

Thanks for publicly announcing that you are a DECOY! Well, who knows. You may be inspired when you see some submisions. It's a long weekend devoted to family events and not porn, I may extend the deadline to Friday due to this very fact.

Thanks CM, I will try that next time.

anything to help the cause.

i have a paragraph that sucks dick and not in a good way. so...i may or may not finish it...ugh... i dont like the time line of 1978 dontchaknow. bad flashbacks