THE PORN CHALLENGE #3 (early)

[CharleyH]

anything to help the cause.

i have a paragraph that sucks dick and not in a good way. so...i may or may not finish it...ugh... i dont like the time line of 1978 dontchaknow. bad flashbacks

Acid flash sex under a disco ball to the tune of 'Love is thicker than . . .' (fill in your own blanks).

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Christ you're like a crack dealer aren't you?

 

[CharleyH]

Christ you're like a crack dealer aren't you?

Only I smoke it all before it reaches my clients

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Only I smoke it all before it reaches my clients

It doesn't show.

 

[Guest]

was it 1978 when luke raped laura on the dance floor while the soulful playing of the sax was playing over the loud speaker on general hospital?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

was it 1978 when luke raped laura on the dance floor while the soulful playing of the sax was playing over the loud speaker on general hospital?

It was consensual, she just forgot.

 

[CharleyH]

There you have it, the first three submissions, go read, get inspired and write DAMMIT! WRITE!

 

[Samandiriel]

There you have it, the first three submissions, go read, get inspired and write DAMMIT! WRITE!

I'm inspired and awed. They are all really good.

 

[CharleyH]

Yes, the authors have done well ... so far.

 

[Guest]

Fine!

just fine, damnit

 

[CharleyH]

just fine, damnit

I convinced you afterall?

 

[Guest]

I convinced you afterall?

it was the promise of a spanking if i did that convinced me

 

[CharleyH]

it was the promise of a spanking if i did that convinced me

Thank your LUCKY stars!

 

[Guest]

Thank your LUCKY stars!

abso*fuckin*lutely!
every day.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Well, seeing as I still can't stay online for more than 40 seconds at a time, this seems like as good as time as any to start my entry...

 

[Samandiriel]

That reminds me...I should be working on mine...it's Lou's fault...she was nice to me when I came here and then turned into a succubus.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Of course that the possibility exists that maybe I already wrote and submitted it, and now I'm just trying to divert attentions.

 

[CharleyH]

Of course that the possibility exists that maybe I already wrote and submitted it, and now I'm just trying to divert attentions.

It's impossible for you to divert attention away from yourself.

 

[CharleyH]

Just in case. There's still time!

 

[Remec]

Just in case. There's still time!

Speaking of time....I always get this wrong, but is a midnight cut-off at the *end* of the day or the beginning? I mean, do I have until 12 tonight, or was it 12 this morning?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Just in case. There's still time!

wasn't there an extension because of Easter?

 

[CharleyH]

Actually, yes, and because of a couple of requests, and well, I am sweet, who am I to say no, that's hardly the word you want to hear in porn, well, in most circumstances, anyhow. .

REM: Actually, I was wrong because of the time change there and not here, it's postponed anyhow.

FINAL DEADLINE: THURSDAY, MARCH 31, 7:00PM EST, which is FRIDAY APRIL 1, 1:00AM GMT

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Sheesh. We have to wait another day and a half?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Sheesh. We have to wait another day and a half?

Want some cheese with that whine?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Oh so you're the one we're all waiting for. I'll be sure to remember that when I fill in my guess card.